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"What's the difference between a compostaphile and compostaphobe?

To rot or not to rot, that is the question..."


Gardeners often have a keen sense of humor. (It's what makes it possible to garden despite early freezes, late frosts, drought, floods, and voracious bugs and pests!) Here's a great place to share jokes and witty quips.

(Do keep in mind our Acceptable Use Policy and do not submit material that could be considered offensive, indecent, abusive, hateful, harassing, libelous, profane, vulgar or unlawful. Information that you place on our service must be your own original content; if it isn't, you must obtain permission from the content owner and provide due credit.) Now have some fun!

SubjectTopic StarterRepliesLast Post
Reminder: Keep it clean -- [Sticky] dave 27 Oct 8, 2008 1:16 PM
See if this makes you believe in ghosts Bubba_MoCity 3 Nov 20, 2009 9:22 AM
STRESS TEST skiekitty 7 Nov 20, 2009 7:46 AM
Express lane hog tubbytee 10 Nov 17, 2009 12:13 PM
on a refrigerator door. merlee 3 Nov 15, 2009 1:36 AM
68 and Pregnant.............. morganc 5 Nov 15, 2009 12:16 AM
How to Stop a Church Gossip tcinmb 2 Nov 11, 2009 7:24 AM
The Veterinarian merlee 0 Nov 9, 2009 6:58 PM
what senior citizens are worth bobplant2 1 Nov 7, 2009 1:47 PM
SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE skiekitty 3 Nov 7, 2009 10:03 AM
Flu square dance JuneyBug 0 Nov 4, 2009 3:51 PM
GETTING MARRIED johngatch 4 Nov 3, 2009 1:32 AM
Random thoughts flowerjen 7 Nov 2, 2009 8:28 AM
Cat Fight jasminesmom 14 Nov 1, 2009 9:07 PM
Happy Birthday Desert Pirate! JuneyBug 2 Oct 31, 2009 12:36 AM
A Kind Gesture UniQueTreasures 3 Oct 29, 2009 12:33 PM
The Blonde Mortician UniQueTreasures 6 Oct 27, 2009 2:38 PM
Bumper Stickers For Women!!! singleyellowros 7 Oct 23, 2009 11:38 AM
new 22-foot Bayliner merlee 2 Oct 23, 2009 11:28 AM
Please it's just a Joke rentman 3 Oct 22, 2009 6:49 AM
Beer Drinkers johngatch 4 Oct 20, 2009 6:14 AM
old marti001 0 Oct 20, 2009 3:56 AM
Aunt Mildred tubbytee 1 Oct 20, 2009 3:37 AM
Redneck High Chair & Teething Ring rentman 3 Oct 19, 2009 3:46 PM
Kids say the darndest things! DesertPirate 1 Oct 19, 2009 12:47 PM
A Bar in Billings goldfinch4 6 Oct 16, 2009 7:22 AM
Two Little Old Ladies petralittledog 4 Oct 16, 2009 7:06 AM
"ESTROGEN ISSUES" tubbytee 6 Oct 15, 2009 7:01 PM
Computer Problems tubbytee 7 Oct 13, 2009 9:53 PM
Witches to the end tubbytee 3 Oct 13, 2009 7:18 PM
Truth Hurts? DesertPirate 2 Oct 13, 2009 7:16 PM
Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women PREGNANCY Q & A & more! tubbytee 4 Oct 13, 2009 7:15 PM
Priceless Observations Department: merlee 2 Oct 13, 2009 7:02 PM
Daddy, how was I born? merlee 2 Oct 13, 2009 6:55 PM
In the Toilet rentman 1 Oct 13, 2009 6:53 PM
How Short Dad ? rentman 1 Oct 13, 2009 6:46 PM
The economy is so bad .......... merlee 1 Oct 13, 2009 5:39 AM
The Mechanic and the Cardiologist merlee 3 Oct 12, 2009 3:28 PM
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: meezersfive 13 Oct 11, 2009 11:52 PM
Little Johnny tubbytee 3 Oct 10, 2009 9:41 PM
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