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"What's the difference between a compostaphile and compostaphobe?

To rot or not to rot, that is the question..."


Gardeners often have a keen sense of humor. (It's what makes it possible to garden despite early freezes, late frosts, drought, floods, and voracious bugs and pests!) Here's a great place to share jokes and witty quips.

(Do keep in mind our Acceptable Use Policy and do not submit material that could be considered offensive, indecent, abusive, hateful, harassing, libelous, profane, vulgar or unlawful. Information that you place on our service must be your own original content; if it isn't, you must obtain permission from the content owner and provide due credit.) Now have some fun!

SubjectTopic StarterRepliesLast Post
Reminder: Keep it clean -- [Sticky] dave 26 Dec 3, 2007 5:31 PM
The Tomato Man Tir_Na_Nog 1 Aug 21, 2008 8:42 AM
Train 'Em Right Tir_Na_Nog 0 Aug 20, 2008 3:12 PM
Why you never question a drunk. tapla 1 Aug 20, 2008 8:18 AM
United Nations Survey. SpeciesNut 5 Aug 18, 2008 11:22 PM
Pun intended! newhobby 1 Aug 18, 2008 11:12 PM
TO: GOD.... FROM: A DOG rentman 3 Aug 18, 2008 5:53 PM
Living Will Molamola 1 Aug 18, 2008 12:55 AM
Careful what tails you pull VGMKY 1 Aug 16, 2008 11:24 PM
Fine Wine rentman 1 Aug 15, 2008 5:40 PM
Your New Office Policy Tir_Na_Nog 1 Aug 13, 2008 8:15 PM
Amateur pipers star at Olympics VGMKY 1 Aug 13, 2008 8:12 PM
Remember those nice summer evening playing Mini Golf........ VGMKY 8 Aug 13, 2008 10:18 AM
Nightowls thread 58: Sunshine, blooms await gardenwife 165 Aug 12, 2008 7:09 PM
Ladies Spread the Word schickenlady 0 Aug 12, 2008 3:18 PM
How To Plant Your Garden rentman 1 Aug 11, 2008 4:27 PM
The Annual Stella Awards Tir_Na_Nog 28 Aug 11, 2008 7:14 AM
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Beers rentman 0 Aug 7, 2008 9:13 AM
How true is all of these??? red_princess_71 0 Aug 7, 2008 8:58 AM
OLD LADY DRIVERS budgielover 1 Aug 6, 2008 6:36 PM
Flowers2Mail - a unique way to express your thoughtullness VGMKY 2 Aug 6, 2008 2:16 AM
Pasted Joke rentman 11 Aug 5, 2008 1:19 AM
The Two Dollar Bill Farmerdill 11 Aug 2, 2008 6:45 AM
The Clock is still Running rentman 1 Jul 30, 2008 8:32 AM
Being A Mother (just want to share this) Gourd 2 Jul 25, 2008 5:27 PM
Remember ? rentman 3 Jul 25, 2008 11:43 AM
MEMORIES from a friend: rentman 30 Jul 24, 2008 9:52 PM
FBI agent opening randbponder 5 Jul 23, 2008 7:43 PM
The Buttocks Tir_Na_Nog 0 Jul 23, 2008 1:17 PM
Random Quote of the Day zhinu 7 Jul 16, 2008 2:20 AM
Miles per gallon rentman 2 Jul 15, 2008 8:43 AM
Information about the Virus VGMKY 0 Jul 14, 2008 6:13 PM
Jule 12 rentman 2 Jul 14, 2008 7:35 AM
'Senility Prayer' rentman 0 Jul 13, 2008 7:44 PM
Trivia kudrick 46 Jul 12, 2008 12:57 PM
Cut Fingers ? rentman 1 Jul 12, 2008 11:06 AM
my Job please don't groan to load..lol. hope43 3 Jul 11, 2008 9:22 PM
Blonde Jokes Tir_Na_Nog 7 Jul 11, 2008 3:35 PM
Spell check ain't always a good thing!! meezersfive 22 Jul 9, 2008 7:14 AM
ROBBERS (A True Story) lincolnitess 13 Jul 8, 2008 1:24 PM
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