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merlee
Livingston, TX
(Zone 8b)

October 12, 2009
02:46 AM

Post #7160249

Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date
Via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded
Room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my
Hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
Had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later
A little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Scroll down...You'll love this ...

'You got Male!

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