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Random Thoughts...
> 1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an
> arguement when you realize you're wrong.
> 2. Have you ever been walking down the street and
> realized that you're going in the complete
> opposite direction of where you are supposed to
> be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and
> walking back in the direction from which you
> came, you have to first do something like check
> your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture
> and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in
> the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by
> randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
> 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want
> to nap when I was younger.
> 4. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
> 5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted
> sheet?
> 6. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery
> bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my
> groceries in.
> 7. The only time I look forward to a red light is
> when I'm trying to finish a text.
> 8. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line
> between boredom and hunger.
> 9. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but
> I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real
> smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
> 10. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire
> line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from
> cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
> 11. Map Quest really needs to start their directions
> on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my
> neighborhood.
> 12. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if
> they told you how the person died.
> 13. Bad decisions make good stories
> 14. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes
> after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my
> collection.
> 15. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond
> you're sure you are going to die after leaning
> your chair back a little too far.
> 16. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of
> Word and it asks me if I want to save any
> changes to my ten page research paper that I
> swear I did not make any changes to.
> 17. While watching the Olympics, I find myself
> cheering equally for China and USA . No, I am
> not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain
> that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are
> executed.
> 18. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring
> (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately
> call back, it rings nine times and goes to
> voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer?
> Drop the phone and run away?
> 19. I hate leaving my house confident and looking
> good and then not seeing anyone of importance
> the entire day. What a waste.
> 20. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the
> optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
> 21. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone
> just so I know not to answer when they call.
> 22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble
> locating their car keys in a pocket, finding
> their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the
> Donkey - but I'd bet money everyone can find
> and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in
> about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every
> time...
> 23. I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact
> that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed
> limit.
> 24. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
> 25. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any
> given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin
> with BudLites than Kay. Every kiss begins with
> Budweiser.kinda has a ring to it, doesn't it?
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