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Okay, we've all heard some of these before but now it's time to add your own to the list.
Mine...
DO NOT go in the dark cellar/basement alone.
If you're in a group, STAY in the group.
If you enter a strange building and the occupants are growling, GET OUT!!!
DO NOT give your only weapon to the nervous person.
Your friend that got bitten by the zombie/werewolf/vampire? Yeah, he should be killed now. NOT later when you're all fighting for your lives and he takes 2 of you with him.
DO NOT follow the small child out into the darkness. There is a very good reason THEY haven't been eaten. THEY ARE EVIL!!!
DO NOT let the man in the cape into your house after dark.
Zombies, vampires, creatures from beyond, werewolves, mummies, demons, dinosaurs, giant creatures from Earth OR outer space, people built by mad scientists and anything raised from the dead all have one thing in common. They want to kill you. DO NOT try to reason with them.
Yes, the ghost is lonely and they just want some peace. Yeah, right.
Because, "I heard a noise." is NOT a good reason.
So...add your own and let's learn a few things!!!
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