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gardenwife Newark, OH (Zone 5b) HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture..
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.
Greyhound: If it isn't moving, who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.
Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: "How long will it be before I can expect light?"
Wish I knew who wrote it! Probably a cat.
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