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Good wife......................

Austin, TX(Zone 8b)

One winter morning a husband and wife in Denver were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car to even-numbered side.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said "We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her again to the odd-numbered side.

The next week they are again having breakfast when the radio announcer ways "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today. You must park".......then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do...which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through "?

With the love and understanding in her husband's voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, he lovingly replies "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time".
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