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    Molamola
    Christiansted, VI (Zone 11)

    April 13, 2011 10:21 AM

    Post #8492779

    An elderly German Shepherd was looking forward toward his retirement ...
    That morning he got up and found one of the Sheep had been killed.
    "Oh no... not now just when I am getting ready to retire. ! This ruins my perfect record and they could use it to fire me to avoid giving me a retirement. I wonder who has done this evil deed?

    so the old dog searched the area and soon spied a large leopard at the meadow's edge and real mean looking.
    The old dog ran over to his catch of bones and laid down on top of them and start to chew on one of the big ones.
    He watched as the leopard was creeping up on him when he loudly said ...
    "That leopard was very tasty... but I am still hungry. I wonder when the next leopard meal will come my way?"

    The leopard heard this and thought better of hunting the dog and returned to the safety of the forest. As he walked away a squirrel started to make fun of the big cat. "That old dog sure fooled you ! " ... which made the cat very mad and drove away his fear. "I know where the dog takes his nap and I will take you there." offered the squirrel .

    The old dog was just getting comfortable next to a shade tree when he saw his two enemies coming toward him. He waited until they got close when he said loudly... "I wonder what is taking that squirrel so long to bring me another leopard to eat? He said it would be here soon."

    The old dog had a nice nap.
    The leopard dined on fat squirrel.

    Moral ... Don't mess with Old Dogs.

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