I've got this new product concept. You put our product across the coffee table. Start walking up the safe, doggie plank. As you cross the tipping point it will move down and give you a wonderful outdoor view. Guaranteed to make all the pets in your home happy. If you are unhappy with this amazing product, we will refund your bones if it fails to meet your expectations, less the bones used for shipping and handling and a small 50% re-stocking fee.