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waukesha, WI
(Zone 5a)

July 21, 2011
12:47 PM

Post #8706513

The weather is 95 and hazy ..kind of like John McCain

Hot today here in New York City. Hot also in Washington. It was so hot today that Dick Cheney waterboarded himself." --David Letterman

When Hillary was campaigning in Florida, it was so hot, she was wearing her pantsuit without the pants

It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. : )

It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones

It was so hot in Palm Springs the Betty Ford Center said, "Screw it, open the bar. Drinks for everybody”

It was so hot at "The View” that their new cast member is Ted Williams.

It was so hot out that North Korea test launched a long range Popsicle.

It was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

It was so hot today I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.

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