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aldirtyhands
Rensselaer, NY

January 4, 2012
12:00 PM

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--situation, remain calm, and gather your legs strength! Anchor your rear feet and tail to the tree trunk, like this! Now, firmly,and carefully,grasp the perch and 'feeding-port' tightly with your front legs! Then, release your grip from the tree-trunk,and swing your rear quarters toward the feeder! If done with conviction and a spirit of 'can-do' methodology,you should find yourselves in complete control of proceeding with this hazard! However, and most importantly,ALWAYS, and I stress this---be certain there is food in the feeder,before you leap!----Later on,today, I will continue with Lesson #14---Avoiding humans and their pets! Now, get out there,and ENJOY!!

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melody
Benton, KY
(Zone 7a)


January 5, 2012
5:42 AM

Post #8955116

Very good!

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