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victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 3, 2012
2:48 PM

Post #8993613

Starting a new thread idea. Use this thread to share funny stuff - videos, cartoons, animations, jokes, etc. Please be CLEAN, non-political and non-offensive.

Here is a cute one.

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luvsgrtdanes

luvsgrtdanes
(Ronnie), PA
(Zone 6b)

February 3, 2012
2:59 PM

Post #8993631

Good idea for a thread.

That one is cute!

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

February 3, 2012
3:10 PM

Post #8993665

Cute!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 3, 2012
3:13 PM

Post #8993673

I have a feeling there will be a major marketing push for parties, etc., as we get closer to Dec 21st.

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 4, 2012
6:23 AM

Post #8994271

I like that one!

jumper2

jumper2
Huron, OH
(Zone 5b)

February 4, 2012
6:26 AM

Post #8994275

lol! I've seen that one, still makes me laugh.

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 4, 2012
9:24 AM

Post #8994411

Like this one.

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luvsgrtdanes

luvsgrtdanes
(Ronnie), PA
(Zone 6b)

February 4, 2012
10:17 AM

Post #8994441

Ain't that the sad truth!!

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 4, 2012
12:18 PM

Post #8994553

Very true!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 4, 2012
5:05 PM

Post #8994872

The future.

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victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 5, 2012
9:47 AM

Post #8995519

Since it's Super Bowl Sunday, one of the best in recent years...

http://www.spike.com/video-clips/gmfcxg/reebok-terry-tate-office-linebacker

onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 6, 2012
3:19 AM

Post #8996263

my mom fits that photo.. 70 and still plays with my nephew on his video games.. ever since the atari she has always played with us .. and now even on her phone

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

February 6, 2012
3:28 AM

Post #8996268

I played up until about 5 years ago...actually I still use my GameBoy to play Jeopardy. :-)

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 6, 2012
5:55 AM

Post #8996377

Glad no one in my house is really into video games...we have Wii but kids only play it every once in awhile


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pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

February 6, 2012
5:59 AM

Post #8996383

I like brain type games, keep you thinking, learning...don't mind if kids want to play those games on a rainy day. :)

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 6, 2012
6:05 AM

Post #8996389

April and I were lying in bed the other day. My hands were slowly finding their way across her body. I whispered, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman in the world." She whispered back, "I'll miss you."
DonShirer
Westbrook, CT
(Zone 6a)

February 6, 2012
6:31 AM

Post #8996430

Victor - A touch, then touché !

Here's my entry...

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.

After shopping around a while, he decided that the Nissan 300-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Nissan dealer and says he wants to buy the 300-Z, but he wants it repainted to read "300-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 6, 2012
6:34 AM

Post #8996431

Oh, cute...wish I could remember jokes...

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 7, 2012
5:03 PM

Post #8998381

I remember that one, Don, but a good one!

Here's mine for today.

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RosemaryK

RosemaryK
Lexington, MA
(Zone 6a)

February 8, 2012
4:51 AM

Post #8998796

Ha ha! Have to tell that to my friends in court.

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 8, 2012
6:07 AM

Post #8998890

A good morning funny.

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flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 8, 2012
6:10 AM

Post #8998896

saw 1 like that...lady standing on the scale pointing a gun yelling at it "you lying #$*(@&%"

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 8, 2012
6:25 AM

Post #8998925

I can relate!
DonShirer
Westbrook, CT
(Zone 6a)

February 8, 2012
8:22 AM

Post #8999059

Here's a joke I sent to Carolyn Male to cheer her while she's laid up:

A woman had invited four of her husband's officemates and their wives to a formal dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 8, 2012
8:35 AM

Post #8999082

LOL
Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

February 8, 2012
10:00 AM

Post #8999201

Heehee

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 8, 2012
10:05 AM

Post #8999211

Good one!

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 8, 2012
12:58 PM

Post #8999426

Cute...

RosemaryK

RosemaryK
Lexington, MA
(Zone 6a)

February 11, 2012
4:02 PM

Post #9003281

Nothing is better than complete happiness.

A cheese sandwich is better than nothing.

Therefore, a cheese sandwich is better than complete happiness.
Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

February 11, 2012
4:25 PM

Post #9003312

True that!!

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 13, 2012
7:39 PM

Post #9005796

from a guy hubby used to work with

Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave
myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were
not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I
headed for the parking lot. My wife, Lynne, has scolded me many times
for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the
best place not to lose them. Her theory is that the car will be
stolen. As I burst through the doors of the church, I came to a
terrifying conclusion. Her theory was right. The parking lot was
empty.

I immediately call the police. I gave them my location, confessed that
I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all,Honey, I stammered. I
always call her honey in times like these. I left my keys in the
car, and it has been stolen.

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped,
but then I heard her voice. Ken she barked, I dropped you off!

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, Well, come and get me.

Lynne retorted, I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have
not stolen your car!



victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 13, 2012
7:45 PM

Post #9005802

Cute!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 13, 2012
8:15 PM

Post #9005842

I was a very unpopular kid. I had only two friends. They were imaginary. And they would only play with each other. - Rita Rudner

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

February 14, 2012
5:49 AM

Post #9006092

A friend posted this on FB today and I got a good chuckle, especially # 22 & 23 :-)

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Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

February 14, 2012
5:51 AM

Post #9006097

Funny, funny

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 14, 2012
5:58 AM

Post #9006104

I agree...23 was the winner!
wha
Pepperell, MA
(Zone 6a)

February 14, 2012
6:10 AM

Post #9006127

saw that one the other day jen - a good one

funny celeste - i like the last one the best

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 14, 2012
6:42 AM

Post #9006163

saw that Celeste...can't watch a Kay commericial ever the same again
and #1 is so true, what is up with that???

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 14, 2012
6:56 AM

Post #9006179

Cute! Reminds me of one of George Carlin's lines about picking up the piece of lint (or whatever) while vacuuming and putting back down on the carpet 'to give the vacuum one last chance'!!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 14, 2012
7:13 AM

Post #9006211

Like this.

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flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 14, 2012
10:21 AM

Post #9006436

If your birthday is on 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th or 10th of November, then the chances are, that you were a Valentines gift from your parents. :-)

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 14, 2012
10:40 AM

Post #9006463

Wife is Nov 10.
schickenlady
Sherrie In, NH
(Zone 5a)

February 14, 2012
10:54 AM

Post #9006479

Not a sentimental person here as most of you know. For my one and only for life. A chocolate cake for Jim. Now with the red stinking heart and yellow arrow. These sprinkles I have had for 20 years unopened. This is as WACKY as its ever going to get - Trust Me! What in the Hell was I thinking? Never again. Period, Poof, Done!

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flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 14, 2012
11:09 AM

Post #9006497

my son is the 12th

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 14, 2012
11:09 AM

Post #9006498

cute Sherrie, looks yummy!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 14, 2012
11:15 AM

Post #9006502

Looks yum, Sherrie!

Confession, Jen??

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 14, 2012
11:20 AM

Post #9006506

I just thought of that yesterday while filling out forms for his prescription, then my friend posted that info on fb...made me laugh

jumper2

jumper2
Huron, OH
(Zone 5b)

February 14, 2012
12:05 PM

Post #9006548

my DD is the 14th. her due date was the 10th.

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 14, 2012
12:09 PM

Post #9006558

Sherrie, Jim will be one happy guy...you did good!
Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

February 14, 2012
12:32 PM

Post #9006593

That looks yummy!!

debi_k
S of Lake Ontario, NY
(Zone 6a)

February 14, 2012
2:46 PM

Post #9006775

Mmm, does look good. I made white chocolate raspberry cookies for VD.

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 14, 2012
3:17 PM

Post #9006815

Is it a cure?? :-)

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 15, 2012
8:01 AM

Post #9007521

Victor!
schickenlady
Sherrie In, NH
(Zone 5a)

February 15, 2012
12:38 PM

Post #9007854

LOL

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 15, 2012
1:48 PM

Post #9007945

This is cute.

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debi_k
S of Lake Ontario, NY
(Zone 6a)

February 15, 2012
2:41 PM

Post #9008006

That is cute!

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

February 15, 2012
2:42 PM

Post #9008007

LOL

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 15, 2012
3:33 PM

Post #9008055

Funny, I just saw an old man at the Scouts dinner last week with jeans up to his chest!

luvsgrtdanes

luvsgrtdanes
(Ronnie), PA
(Zone 6b)

February 15, 2012
3:46 PM

Post #9008075

LOL!

(copy and paste hence the caps)

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL...I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL ..

'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN THE UGLY,
OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ARSED, GREY HAIRED, DECREPIT, #@$!@%& ASKED...
'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

February 15, 2012
3:50 PM

Post #9008081

Hee hee he!!!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 15, 2012
3:51 PM

Post #9008082

Good one!


> There was a knock on the door this past Saturday
> morning.
>
> I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
>
> "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
>
> So I said "Come in and sit down."
>
> I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and
> asked "What do you want to talk about?"
>
> He said, "Beats the sh** out of me!
> Nobody ever let me in before."

luvsgrtdanes

luvsgrtdanes
(Ronnie), PA
(Zone 6b)

February 15, 2012
5:11 PM

Post #9008156

Like that one!
Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

February 15, 2012
6:44 PM

Post #9008255

Both are very funny!

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 16, 2012
8:02 AM

Post #9008699

Yeah, the teacher one hit home!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 17, 2012
7:43 AM

Post #9009780

One for today.

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pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

February 17, 2012
7:46 AM

Post #9009786

LOL! So true!!!

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 17, 2012
10:40 AM

Post #9009969

Good one!
Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

February 17, 2012
12:13 PM

Post #9010061

Today, the grandies were home from school. DDIL posted on Facebook

Random things heard about the house this morning

Maggie the 4 yr old : MOM (blood-curdling scream). Luke stole the toilet paper from my time capsule.


I about wet my pants from laughing so hard.

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 17, 2012
2:29 PM

Post #9010251

Oh, aren't they great at that age?
Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

February 17, 2012
3:41 PM

Post #9010340

Yes, indeedy they are!

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

February 17, 2012
3:55 PM

Post #9010366

LOL, thats is cute!!

jumper2

jumper2
Huron, OH
(Zone 5b)

February 17, 2012
4:15 PM

Post #9010393

lol!

onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 18, 2012
5:54 AM

Post #9010825

oh I know someone who needs that sign!!!

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 20, 2012
7:12 AM

Post #9013065

one of a bunch sent to me by my sister...

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victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 20, 2012
9:39 AM

Post #9013307

Cute.

http://www.wimp.com/tvcommercial/

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 20, 2012
10:06 AM

Post #9013364

Like this one too.

http://www.wimp.com/brainsurgeon/

This message was edited Feb 20, 2012 1:16 PM
Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

February 20, 2012
10:15 AM

Post #9013374

Many beach houses are made of sand it seems. Lol

Love that commercial!!

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 20, 2012
12:00 PM

Post #9013519

Very funny...

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

February 20, 2012
1:02 PM

Post #9013579

I need a good laugh today, thank you!!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 20, 2012
1:15 PM

Post #9013603

Another.

http://www.wimp.com/glassesad/

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 21, 2012
6:17 AM

Post #9014421

Oh, good one...

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 24, 2012
1:45 PM

Post #9018565

Cute.

http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2012/02/what-if-male-superheroes-costumes-were-designed-like-female-superheroes-costumes#page/1

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 24, 2012
2:02 PM

Post #9018584

Like this too.

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onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 24, 2012
3:29 PM

Post #9018697

hehe

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 24, 2012
8:34 PM

Post #9019039

hee hee

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 24, 2012
8:35 PM

Post #9019040

When Love Fades ...


Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV
when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.


"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken , Beef or Lamb ?"


I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."


She replied "You're having soup, idiot. I was talking to the cat."

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 25, 2012
1:19 PM

Post #9019678

I am part Irish, so I can post this. :-)




At an Irish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...



"Would all married men please stand next to the one person

who has made your life worth living?"



The bartender was almost crushed to death.

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 25, 2012
1:32 PM

Post #9019689

Thanks...needed a laugh!
debi_k
S of Lake Ontario, NY
(Zone 6a)

February 25, 2012
3:47 PM

Post #9019878

Haha
wha
Pepperell, MA
(Zone 6a)

February 29, 2012
5:49 AM

Post #9024313

Here is one I can post safely - i think...

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day:

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it.

I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax.Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven. . .."

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 29, 2012
5:55 AM

Post #9024320

hahahahahaha
Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

February 29, 2012
6:59 AM

Post #9024391

Ditto

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 29, 2012
7:05 AM

Post #9024402

I live in NJ so I can post this...

Living in New Jersey


Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him.


The new guy was a wreck...pale, hands shaking and moaning in fear.


"Hey, what's the matter?" Jack asked.


"Oh man. I've been transferred to New Jersey," the other guy answered.
"There's crazy people in New Jersey. They have shootings, gangs,
race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate..."


"Hold on," Jack interrupted. "I've lived in New Jersey all my life.
It is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind
your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as
anywhere in the world."


The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said,
"Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there
and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. So, what do you do for a living?"


"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Coca-Cola truck in Camden."

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

February 29, 2012
8:01 AM

Post #9024457

Oh, both cute ones! My sister sent me this...

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flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 29, 2012
8:36 AM

Post #9024494

ROTFL

onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 29, 2012
9:49 AM

Post #9024557

like that Jen

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 29, 2012
1:28 PM

Post #9024832

How true is this?

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onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 29, 2012
3:07 PM

Post #9024943

nice!!!
debi_k
S of Lake Ontario, NY
(Zone 6a)

February 29, 2012
3:35 PM

Post #9024969

I sent the e mail to my son, but I just typed it out, and he read it and thought what is she talking about, and that's when he got it.

onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

February 29, 2012
4:07 PM

Post #9025027

I sent it to my mom.. she didn't get it.. LOL.. told her to ask my niece to explain it.. hehe

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

February 29, 2012
4:10 PM

Post #9025028

Hee hee!

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

March 2, 2012
1:47 PM

Post #9027324

Seeing the freeze dried schnauzer on another thread reminded me of this story. A woman had a mini schnauzer that kept getting ear infections because of all the hair growing in its ears. So she decided to buy a hair remover. She found several kinds & asked the druggist which was best...he pointed to a box & said that was the best for facial hair removal, and asked her if it was for her face...No, my schnauzer, she said. Well, he said, use it half strength & stay off your bike for a few days.

luvsgrtdanes

luvsgrtdanes
(Ronnie), PA
(Zone 6b)

March 2, 2012
1:54 PM

Post #9027330

ROTFLOL!!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

March 2, 2012
2:34 PM

Post #9027363

Hee hee!!

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

March 2, 2012
3:38 PM

Post #9027433

LOL!
wha
Pepperell, MA
(Zone 6a)

March 3, 2012
1:15 PM

Post #9028473

marilyn!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

March 4, 2012
11:53 AM

Post #9029630

An old fave.

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ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

March 4, 2012
1:19 PM

Post #9029695

No wonder I hate math!

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

March 7, 2012
2:32 PM

Post #9033630

Saw this on facebook and laughed my butt off!


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Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

March 8, 2012
5:21 AM

Post #9034307

Hahaha. How true!!!

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

March 8, 2012
6:22 AM

Post #9034392

That's true for a lot of folks!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

March 13, 2012
1:18 PM

Post #9041335

Busted!!! ;)

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Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

March 13, 2012
3:04 PM

Post #9041472

Hahahaha

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

March 13, 2012
4:51 PM

Post #9041592

Love it!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

March 18, 2012
12:41 PM

Post #9047464

Hysterical. Hope they show him when he's older!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=125_1331955219

luvsgrtdanes

luvsgrtdanes
(Ronnie), PA
(Zone 6b)

March 18, 2012
3:14 PM

Post #9047668

Oh that poor kid! LOL

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

March 18, 2012
4:15 PM

Post #9047731

Oh, no! Poor little guy!

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

March 22, 2012
3:19 AM

Post #9052350

Hubby showed me that last summer just before I had my teeth pulled. Said he was going to get a camcorder and record me.


From my niece who's Grandson was just diagnosed with cancer. She has such a good sense of humor and continues to put out positive vibes for her family, she's a very strong women. She also makes me laugh no matter what.

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Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

March 22, 2012
5:11 AM

Post #9052437

Bless her heart! That is very funny. Having a sense of humor is healthy I think.

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

March 22, 2012
6:17 AM

Post #9052502

She will certainly need strength to get through this...

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

March 30, 2012
8:23 AM

Post #9063065

Very true!

http://gizmodo.com/5897727/why-online-reviews-make-shopping-impossible

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

March 30, 2012
3:04 PM

Post #9063505

Cute...I never read online reviews...maybe I should?
DonShirer
Westbrook, CT
(Zone 6a)

March 31, 2012
6:27 AM

Post #9064127

Red meat is not bad for you...

Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

This message was edited Apr 2, 2012 10:11 AM

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

April 1, 2012
8:09 PM

Post #9066153

Weird, both my posts from last week disappeared...

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flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

April 1, 2012
8:11 PM

Post #9066155

the other one...hope it takes this time!

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pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

April 2, 2012
4:05 AM

Post #9066357

Jen, Justin had to take this medicine once that made him swell up from 25lbs to 52 pounds in about 8 weeks...he looked like a Sumo Wrestler. We bought him a shirt and it said " I'M NOT FAT, I'M JUST FLUFFY."
Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

April 2, 2012
4:57 AM

Post #9066401

Oh good. I'm fluffy.

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

April 2, 2012
8:48 AM

Post #9066755

Yep, me, too!

onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

April 2, 2012
4:28 PM

Post #9067362

I am in the fluffy club too!!!

RosemaryK

RosemaryK
Lexington, MA
(Zone 6a)

April 5, 2012
4:45 AM

Post #9070460

How about the fluffy club, and the having children club?
Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

April 5, 2012
5:05 AM

Post #9070477

Oh, yeah, that too!!
wha
Pepperell, MA
(Zone 6a)

April 6, 2012
6:07 AM

Post #9071681

This if for Celeste...

Copper Wire Discovered


After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of New York City, New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Los Angeles, California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Oceanside.

Shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists report a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."




One week later, the Bangor Daily News in Bangor, Maine reported the following:
After digging down about 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of Bucksport, ME, Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Maine had already gone wireless".




Just makes a person proud to be from Maine.

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

April 6, 2012
8:28 AM

Post #9071822

ain't this the truth?

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ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

April 6, 2012
9:04 AM

Post #9071865

Both are great!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

April 14, 2012
1:45 PM

Post #9082386

Love this.

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ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

April 14, 2012
4:09 PM

Post #9082548

Too true!

jumper2

jumper2
Huron, OH
(Zone 5b)

April 14, 2012
6:25 PM

Post #9082698

I second that!

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

April 15, 2012
9:21 PM

Post #9084138

eh, I don't believe it for a minute

more like

cat diary

sleep, sleep, sleep, stretch, eat, go poop in a box, sleep

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

April 16, 2012
4:49 AM

Post #9084281

Have you ever had one??

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

April 16, 2012
5:10 AM

Post #9084304

If thats ALL Romeo did i'd be a bit more at ease. When he's awake i'm constantly wondering what the little devil is into. At 10 years old he still escapes out of the first window he finds open. If you think a screen will stop him...think again!! Every clean blanket he thinks is his, every spider plant in the house he has sampled at least 10 times. Do not drop an earring or ring on the floor, it becomes his new "play toy". Same thing with empty boxes and grocery bags.
Now for personality, Romeo will bend his head down for you to kiss him on the head, he will stretch up onto your leg, to be picked up. Once picked up and propped on to your shoulder he will literally lean his head into the side of my face and rub for love and kisses. He then starts to purr at his happiness...sometimes if you scratch him under the chin just right, he'll lean into your hand and almost fall over. You even get a slight drool before he realizes what he's doing and regains his dignity and composer. :)
He likes to go out side with the dogs in the pen. I really don't think he knows he's a cat...thinks he's just a very small dog. :-) Anyways, if you don't let him out when he wants to go, he will sit under the table and growl at you...he's even swatted at my ankles once or twice. No claws...just a tap to let you know he's not happy. Cats are a lot more than sleeping, pooping machines, they are quite amazing independent creatures.

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

April 16, 2012
5:31 AM

Post #9084322

Our half Maine coon, Pip, was very dog-like...not a hunter...a cricket jumped near him & he ran & hid!

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

April 16, 2012
7:12 AM

Post #9084478

when I was little my family had 2
my bro has one and my sil has 2...but that is basically their diary, most inactive cats I've ever seen...well until my bro lets his out to do his daily hunting(rabbits, mice, etc...lovely headless creatures deposited on the front porch...ewwwww)
debi_k
S of Lake Ontario, NY
(Zone 6a)

April 16, 2012
12:20 PM

Post #9084887

My sons cat plays fetch

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

April 16, 2012
1:11 PM

Post #9084959

Mine when I was a kid did as well He was a spectacular athlete.

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

April 16, 2012
1:43 PM

Post #9084983

I had a cat when I was 17 that played hide-N-seek with me. He also slide down a banister on his butt and landed at the bottom in a bean bag. He was an amazing companion.
Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

April 17, 2012
4:12 PM

Post #9086617

Just noticed the grandies were in Mr. Tree and he has had a makeover

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pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

April 17, 2012
5:01 PM

Post #9086687

Hee hee he!!

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

May 4, 2012
5:41 PM

Post #9110774

from my friend on fb
Sometimes I look at people and wonder how they managed to make it out of the birth canal.
Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

May 4, 2012
7:27 PM

Post #9110900

Lol

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

May 5, 2012
3:05 PM

Post #9111731

From my niece on FB...

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victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

May 5, 2012
3:41 PM

Post #9111771

Cute.

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

May 5, 2012
7:03 PM

Post #9112023

love it

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

May 6, 2012
5:46 AM

Post #9112362

It's all relative...

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

May 6, 2012
11:04 AM

Post #9112690

Text shorthand for seniors.

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ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

May 6, 2012
12:56 PM

Post #9112804

Hmmm...some I know already!
debi_k
S of Lake Ontario, NY
(Zone 6a)

May 6, 2012
4:41 PM

Post #9113005

Cute!

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

May 6, 2012
4:42 PM

Post #9113006

LOL! Like that!!

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

June 7, 2012
10:49 AM

Post #9155806

Since baby Adam has started this long fight, my niece (his Grammie) has found some interesting things to keep us laughing...after all laughter IS the best medicine. Today I noticed someone had posted it on facebook so I thought I'd share.

No More Girls Night Out!
Two wives go out for girls night out. Both got drunk so they started walking home but had to pee on the way. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off a grave. The next morning one husband called the other and said "No more girls night out! My wife came back with no panties!!" The other husband said "You think thats bad? Mine came back with a card in her crack that read 'from all of us at the Fire Station...we'll never forget you!

jumper2

jumper2
Huron, OH
(Zone 5b)

June 7, 2012
11:00 AM

Post #9155821

lol!
wha
Pepperell, MA
(Zone 6a)

June 7, 2012
4:43 PM

Post #9156218

Garden
snakes can be dangerous

I didn't think twice
about this tiny fellow on my baby boxwood until I got this
letter:

GARDEN
SNAKES CAN BE DANGEROUS...

Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why.

A couple in Nantucket, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible
freeze.

It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.

She let out a very loud scream.

The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the
sofa.

He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance.

The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out. About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.

The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch.Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa.

The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking
him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the
snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.

By now, the police had arrived.

Breathe here...

They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little garden snake!

The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of
the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes.

The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and
raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.

Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out).

Time passed!

Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world.

A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should
bring in their plants for the night.

And that's when he shot her.

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

June 7, 2012
5:09 PM

Post #9156248

Oh, those are priceless!
Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

June 7, 2012
6:31 PM

Post #9156340

Hilarious!!!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

June 14, 2012
2:26 PM

Post #9165206

Recently, my younger one asked at dinner, completely out of the blue, "If I marry a Black woman, will our children be tan?" :-)After cracking up, I told hom to just look at his cousins! My SIL is Black.
Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

June 14, 2012
6:14 PM

Post #9165463

Amazing the different shades of people there are. I think if we were all lined up side by side there wouldn't be any duplicates.

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

June 14, 2012
9:08 PM

Post #9165731

Unless they're identical twins...LOL


MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'

'Mrs. Sanders, please.'

'Speaking.'

'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'

'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV (aids). We can't tell which is which.'

'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders

'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time .'

'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'

'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.

Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

June 15, 2012
3:58 AM

Post #9165878

I thought of that, Jen heehee

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

June 15, 2012
6:53 AM

Post #9166027

Good one...

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

June 15, 2012
11:38 AM

Post #9166376

Hee hee he!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

June 26, 2012
10:20 AM

Post #9181933

Trying to post a cartoon and it doesn't post!!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

June 26, 2012
12:29 PM

Post #9182141

Trying again.

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victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

June 26, 2012
12:30 PM

Post #9182142

Finally!

Another.

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ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

June 26, 2012
4:48 PM

Post #9182518

Very cute!

luvsgrtdanes

luvsgrtdanes
(Ronnie), PA
(Zone 6b)

June 27, 2012
4:29 AM

Post #9183001

Good ones!!
wha
Pepperell, MA
(Zone 6a)

June 27, 2012
5:16 AM

Post #9183038

cute jokes from victor - he must be getting soft...:)

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

June 27, 2012
9:37 AM

Post #9183371

My nephew posted this on fb with explantion..now I can understand my wife(she was born in Hong Kong)

Learn Chinese in 5mins(make sure you read it out loud)


That's not right...Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man...Dum Gai

Small Horse...Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?...Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu


ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

June 27, 2012
4:46 PM

Post #9183877

Glad he said his wife is Chinese!

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

June 28, 2012
10:04 AM

Post #9184747

Cute!

Victor, thought you might like this one...

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victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

June 28, 2012
11:15 AM

Post #9184875

Nice!
schickenlady
Sherrie In, NH
(Zone 5a)

June 30, 2012
5:01 AM

Post #9187178

An expert has predicted computers will eventually replace paper altogether...he has obviously never tried to wipe his backside with a laptop!!

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

June 30, 2012
8:16 AM

Post #9187374

Bidets are going to replace TP...

onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

June 30, 2012
9:05 AM

Post #9187419

I wold love one!!!
schickenlady
Sherrie In, NH
(Zone 5a)

June 30, 2012
2:55 PM

Post #9187850

Wipes? or drip dry?

onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

June 30, 2012
3:10 PM

Post #9187868

I guess wipes.. never thought about it

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

June 30, 2012
3:52 PM

Post #9187919

Blow dryer.
DonShirer
Westbrook, CT
(Zone 6a)

July 2, 2012
6:31 AM

Post #9189659

Well, since we seem to have migrated to the bathroom, I thought you might be interested in the latest in European loo design for music lovers:

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schickenlady
Sherrie In, NH
(Zone 5a)

July 2, 2012
6:32 AM

Post #9189660

ughhh - a toilet is bad enough to clean. I cant see myself wipind down all those tubes!

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

July 2, 2012
6:36 AM

Post #9189670

What do the ladies get?

onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

July 2, 2012
11:32 AM

Post #9190047

I totally agree Sherrie!!!!!.. no way!!!!!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

July 2, 2012
1:54 PM

Post #9190243

Robin - the ladies get to clean them! :-)

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

July 2, 2012
2:55 PM

Post #9190336

Oh, yeah...of course!
schickenlady
Sherrie In, NH
(Zone 5a)

July 6, 2012
8:41 AM

Post #9195230

Some folks see the yellow dots moving some don't. If I look to the right I dont. Look to the left and some do. Look in the middle they all move.



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onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

July 6, 2012
9:33 AM

Post #9195299

freaky!!!

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

July 6, 2012
10:24 AM

Post #9195379

weird
wha
Pepperell, MA
(Zone 6a)

July 6, 2012
10:43 AM

Post #9195394

nothing movin here

onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

July 6, 2012
10:54 AM

Post #9195401

Randy said nothing happened either

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

July 6, 2012
12:14 PM

Post #9195483

Nope...no moving ones here...

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

July 6, 2012
2:43 PM

Post #9195644

Yes - they only move AS my eyes are moving. Once I settle on one spot to look at, it stops.

luvsgrtdanes

luvsgrtdanes
(Ronnie), PA
(Zone 6b)

July 6, 2012
5:44 PM

Post #9195820

That's what happened to me...only moved for a split second.
DonShirer
Westbrook, CT
(Zone 6a)

July 7, 2012
4:52 AM

Post #9196174

I read this one in a western mystery novel. It sounded vaguely familiar, so I hope it wasn't quoted before in this thread:

A woman driving through an reservation saw an old Indian woman walking along the road and offered her a ride. Climbing in, she had to move a wrapped paper bag, and the driver apologized, and said it was a bottle of wine she had gotten for her husband. The Indian woman was silent for a moment, then commented, "Good trade."

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

July 7, 2012
5:37 AM

Post #9196210

Funny!

jumper2

jumper2
Huron, OH
(Zone 5b)

July 7, 2012
9:39 AM

Post #9196506

Cute! :)
Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

July 9, 2012
9:20 AM

Post #9199020

Heehee.

luvsgrtdanes

luvsgrtdanes
(Ronnie), PA
(Zone 6b)

July 18, 2012
10:30 AM

Post #9210210

I thought this was cute

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Jan23
Salem Cnty, NJ
(Zone 7b)

July 18, 2012
11:00 AM

Post #9210231

Very funny!

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

July 18, 2012
12:36 PM

Post #9210323

Loved it...

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

July 18, 2012
12:39 PM

Post #9210327

I don't get it. :-)

onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

July 18, 2012
2:47 PM

Post #9210437

cute

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

July 18, 2012
4:41 PM

Post #9210571

Ha ha ha ! I love it!!!!!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

July 18, 2012
4:56 PM

Post #9210586

So the ladies like 'horny' guys???
debi_k
S of Lake Ontario, NY
(Zone 6a)

July 18, 2012
5:14 PM

Post #9210617

:-)

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

July 18, 2012
5:35 PM

Post #9210649

Big racks...

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

August 27, 2012
1:24 PM

Post #9255845

Little girl was reading labels on some food items
"Mommy, what's saturated fat?" she asked

Mom replied "Your daddy taking a shower"

luvsgrtdanes

luvsgrtdanes
(Ronnie), PA
(Zone 6b)

August 28, 2012
4:40 AM

Post #9256581

LOL!!

pixie62560

pixie62560
South China, ME
(Zone 5a)

August 28, 2012
4:41 AM

Post #9256582

Hee he he

onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

August 28, 2012
3:23 PM

Post #9257456

giggle

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

August 29, 2012
3:36 PM

Post #9258589

Still working on my Yellowstone pics, but I'll share this one for now. Seems Yoda got a bit too close to one of the hot springs.

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victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

August 29, 2012
3:48 PM

Post #9258601

And Tim Conway's daughter was at one of the lodges. ;)

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

August 29, 2012
3:49 PM

Post #9258603

And the pic...

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flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

August 29, 2012
4:46 PM

Post #9258659

Yoda??? You mean Yogi?

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

August 29, 2012
5:17 PM

Post #9258701

No - Yoda - from Star Wars!

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

August 29, 2012
8:31 PM

Post #9258911

I'm confused, did Yoda have a black hat?

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

August 29, 2012
9:12 PM

Post #9258943

No, but look at the shape of that hat!

flowAjen

flowAjen
central, NJ
(Zone 6b)

August 30, 2012
7:22 AM

Post #9259144

I'm not seeing it, sorry

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

August 30, 2012
8:41 AM

Post #9259224

Ears? The scenery is just beautiful!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

August 30, 2012
9:12 AM

Post #9259273

Yes - would be a custom made hat for him. Jen ruined the funny!! :-)

onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

August 30, 2012
7:20 PM

Post #9259928

that made it funny again!!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

August 30, 2012
8:20 PM

Post #9259984

For Jan. ;)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Star-Wars-Yoda-Jedi-Knit-Laplander-Pilot-Furry-Hat-Green-/140816109630?pt=US_Hats&hash=item20c94b503e

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

August 31, 2012
6:58 AM

Post #9260274

Good grief! Who would leave the house looking like that?

luvsgrtdanes

luvsgrtdanes
(Ronnie), PA
(Zone 6b)

August 31, 2012
9:18 AM

Post #9260396

You'd be surprised! I had to go to town the other day and we took the train...saw some real doozies!!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

August 31, 2012
10:41 AM

Post #9260483

Walmart??

onewish1

onewish1
Denville, NJ
(Zone 6b)

August 31, 2012
1:47 PM

Post #9260704

you see this site??

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

ROBINDOG

ROBINDOG
Thomaston, CT

August 31, 2012
2:24 PM

Post #9260744

Pretty gross!

victorgardener

victorgardener
Lower Hudson Valley, NY
(Zone 6b)

October 3, 2012
10:29 AM

Post #9294742

Heard a good line yesterday. "I adopted, but had the epidural anyway." :-)
debi_k
S of Lake Ontario, NY
(Zone 6a)

October 3, 2012
3:19 PM

Post #9295019

That is funny

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