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    Communities > Forums > Article: Dave's Garden Sunday Funnies: Garden Jokes & Humor
    Forum: Article: Dave's Garden Sunday Funnies: Garden Jokes & HumorReplies: 5, Views: 51
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    steadycam3
    Houston Heights, TX (Zone 9a)

    February 12, 2012 1:10 AM

    Post #9003673

    Don't shoot! I can explain everything. I'm insectivorous and I can't stop myself. Really, officer, Ive been to rehab and it did not work.

    Tallulah_B

    Tallulah_B
    (Susan) Calgary, AB (Zone 3b)

    February 12, 2012 8:24 PM

    Post #9004688

    Couldn't everyone just "reply" to a thread, rather than create a new one for each comment? C'mon aldirtyhands... U can do it... lol
    jazzy1okc
    Oklahoma City, OK

    February 13, 2012 5:40 AM

    Post #9004856

    Yeah, I would think it would be easier to list several possible captions in one post rather than to post numerous times. But then again, I'm not terribly creative until I've had a couple of cups of coffee. (0:

    melody

    melody
    Benton, KY (Zone 7a)


    February 13, 2012 6:22 AM

    Post #9004918

    Either way is fine.
    aldirtyhands
    Rensselaer, NY

    February 13, 2012 7:25 AM

    Post #9005005

    Hey!
    Sorry folks! I just can't seem to resist it! I will try not to 'hog' the caption section! I'm just an old guy with nothing better to do. Especially at this time of year! I'd much rather be outside,diggin' in the dirt! THINK SPRING !!

    Tallulah_B

    Tallulah_B
    (Susan) Calgary, AB (Zone 3b)

    February 13, 2012 9:36 AM

    Post #9005149

    LOL "a couple cups of coffee" eh? LOL
    aldirty - I'd rather be outside digging in the dirt, too, but the ground's Way Too Frozen yet LOL No snow, just hard dirt!! lol

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