Ticket, anyone??

waukesha, WI(Zone 5a)

GOOD A Bend ,Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pendleton, Oregon. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He started to reply, "Oregon State Troopers don't have ......" There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

Frederick, MD(Zone 6b)

LOL!! Thanks for sharing.. that last one was priceless.

Coral Springs, FL(Zone 10b)

I ❤ Oregon... :D

Jesteburg-Wiedenhof, Germany(Zone 8a)

Good fun!

It reminded me of the story of a young lad who got caught speeding.
The policeman said with a smile, "I've been waiting for you all day".
The kid replied, "Well. I got here as fast as I could":

Coral Springs, FL(Zone 10b)

LOL! the best though (at least to me) is the kid in oregon- gotta love the kids!

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