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Missouri City, TX

February 29, 2012
3:05 PM

Post #9024938

The Census Taker introduced himself to a woman who was working in her
yard and asked if he could interview her.

She agreed to be interviewed and led the man inside, where she poured
him a glass of lemonade. He started off with a few demographic
questions, and then moved on to her family.

"So, how many children do you and your husband have?" he asked.

"We have four. That would be Eeinie, Meenie, Minie, and... George."

"What?!" the Census Taker replied, obviously amused by her answer.
"Why'd you ever name your fourth child 'George'?"

"Because we didn't want any Moe."

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