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aldirtyhands
Rensselaer, NY

April 1, 2012
5:31 PM

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----to the 'iron-cat-on-on-an-urn-statue'----"hang a left, and head in the direction the dopey cat is pointing to!"----"Gramma's hill is about 6,000 steps,straight-on,from there!"----"okay---don't forget---you have 6 feet, so,---that's really not too far to go!"-----Good grief ! I hope she's home,after all of this trouble!-----"Remember----The 'hills' look pretty-much alike, so make sure ya go to the 3rd 'hill' on the left side of the path!"-----"oh,and most importantly, before you enter her 'hill',wipe off all your feet!! She can't stand 'dirt' !!"

melody

melody
Benton, KY
(Zone 7a)


April 2, 2012
5:46 AM

Post #9066447

Good one!

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