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    Communities > Forums > Article: Dave's Garden Sunday Funnies: Garden Jokes & Humor
    Forum: Article: Dave's Garden Sunday Funnies: Garden Jokes & HumorReplies: 1, Views: 24
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    aldirtyhands
    Rensselaer, NY

    April 1, 2012 5:31 PM

    Post #9065932

    ----to the 'iron-cat-on-on-an-urn-statue'----"hang a left, and head in the direction the dopey cat is pointing to!"----"Gramma's hill is about 6,000 steps,straight-on,from there!"----"okay---don't forget---you have 6 feet, so,---that's really not too far to go!"-----Good grief ! I hope she's home,after all of this trouble!-----"Remember----The 'hills' look pretty-much alike, so make sure ya go to the 3rd 'hill' on the left side of the path!"-----"oh,and most importantly, before you enter her 'hill',wipe off all your feet!! She can't stand 'dirt' !!"

    melody

    melody
    Benton, KY (Zone 7a)


    April 2, 2012 5:46 AM

    Post #9066447

    Good one!

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