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    Forum: Jokes & HumorReplies: 1, Views: 54
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    risingcreek
    sun city, CA (Zone 9a)

    April 28, 2012 10:19 AM

    Post #9101234

    The Irish Pig

    'Twas an evening in November,
    As I very well remember,
    I was strolling down the street in drunken pride,
    ... But my knees were all aflutter,
    So I landed in the gutter,
    And a pig came up and lay down by my side.

    Yes I lay there in the gutter
    Thinking thoughts I could not utter,
    When a colleen passing by did softly say,
    "Ye can tell a man that boozes
    By the company he chooses" -
    At that the pig got up and walked away

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