ThanksWallingford, we needed to shorten this thread, cause some's got dill up, and shorts on time.I has been trying to teaches my M&D to relaxes, and they both wired too tight, and I has noticed thats they makes eaches others tighter wired. Whats can we dozes?Daddy is lik a june bug betwinks two cow patties, and momma spots ebber thing she can to change it.We has learned how to slows that down, by us making use of it.That stops her wanting to change it for us.Realize diss; Cats run the house, or they are nots happy.
As far as sun beams go, I still likes the one near the fire box, eben in the hotiest summer.
Coarse this spot has a comfort zone on it for bout 4Hrs. Tigger
Hey Dudes - guess what? My moms ordered a humungous window for me! She said it takes 14 darks to come on the truck then a hole gets cut in the house and the new giant window goes where there is only a little window now. How great is that?
Tigger and Simon, brothers! Do you have your catio yet? I'm trying to talk moms into making the whole deck into a catio and she keeps saying "but Wallingford, love of my life, kitty poo poo, I don't know how to do it without harming the deck". After I finish hacking up a hairball from all that sloppyness, then bite her, I thought I would ask you brothers if Unkle Mike finished yours and maybe she could copy it.
Dear Wallingford, our daddy has been predisposed, what eber dat is, but NO, He hasn't done our catteo, but he has been looksing after momma.We is the biggest help to momma dat she could have.We sits on her lap, when she has this big paper, and Simon uses his tail to point the things outs.She couldn't do it wiff out Simon, and I stands watch for her at her feet. We is more helps, than any body could Emagine.Tigger, and Simon
Wallingford, did you get your new winder yet? How is it wurkin out for you?
Huck, are you recovering from your near death experience? I shur hopes you did not visit any bridges.
Tigger and Simon, how is your mom doing? You gots to take good cares of her, else you won't get no foods. Dats why hoomans live wif us, so they can feeds us.
Hey to Dogwood and Chester, Charlie and Lucky, and Tao!
Not much happenin here, cept Max caughted a chippymonk! One down, one more to go. Mom sez the vet visits start again next week (already?? dint I just go to see Dr Ron??). I gets to go first, den dat orange thing, and den Max. I dont no why mom is wastin my macnjak money takin dat orange thing to see Dr Ron. Wut is her problem??
Hope eberyone is findin sunbeams and stayin cool!
Thor, I iz a doing good...much bedder. Mom is feeding us 3 x a day for a week or two to get us alive again. She is not feeding yooman brudder or talking
to him. Mom said something about him beein on a list.
We gots a coolness in the windows for now...but sure haz been hotter than ushsally. I don't like AC...but it feels good in the sleep room.
Thor, don't bite Dr. Ron Axl got a postcard...but I didn't yets. haha That meens he needs shots too.
Brother Thor - good to hear from you! The new window hasn't come yet. *thump tail* I got a post card in the mail, too. And so did the Gray Stray cat. Hahaha! He looks like a big dust bunny with clumps of fur hanging off here and there and bald places, too! Haha! I let my moms brush me whenever I want so my stripes are always perfect! He could learn a lot from me!
Do you know that I take my moms for walks everyday now? I get on my purple harness with the purple leash so she doesn't get lost. I like to pee on a bush in our neighbors yard where other cats pee. My moms is always amazed at how much I can pee! Do any of the other Brothers go for walks?
Duds, I wants to tells ya what stupid thing, that Simon did. He is loosing it fo sure. He been aking fo two days, and nots feeling so goods.Last night daddy hears him moving around the house aking. Daddy got up about midnight, and takes his flash light, the one he use at night, wiff his rifle, and shined it at Simonds, and could see sumpin in Simonds mouth, that looks lik it came out, then went back in. Daddy picked up Simond, and opened his mouth, and saw a matted string like mess, and could tell it was the fibers out of the indoor/outdoor carpet.Daddy hold open Simonds mouth, and shine that light in it, and could tell that some of it was down his throat, and daddy pry in his finger, and was trying to work it loose, but some he had done swallowed.Brovers, this is dangerious, and Don"t do this, cause if it get into your intestines, you would has to be operated on at the vetspitle.Daddy could tell that some was in the stomach, but didn't seem to be in any further, and daddy worked it out, and Simon went wild.Daddy gots scratched good, and Simonds thinks daddy is his worsest enimy, and stay away from him. Simon is eating, and staying away from daddy.Daddy called the vet, and explaned, and she wanted to sees Simon, but talk about nascar, Simon is it. Tigger
Mom sayed any kind of string or even skinny ribbon is danjerus. We cats got little kinda barbs on our tungs that helps food go down but if its string stuff, wunst it gets into yhor tummy it makes a big knot and stops moving. then you gets real sick an if sumbuddy dont take yhou to the vetspital you cud die. operashuns are xpensive and some peeple cant afford them and that wud be the end of that cat. moms has to puts away yarn and thred and not leave it around cuz we's curyus and it spells trubble. wunst I got some ribbon and mom pulled it out and sayed ware did you get that you little devel? I dont member ware it was bt i chewed it and that was bad, she cot me rite away otherwise id be sick good. shoo laces can be bad too. if you can tie a not in it, put it away.
Oh Simon! You might have to get a picture taken of inside your belly! If you has to eat stringy things make sure it is a real snake! Please Unkle Mike, let us know what the vetspittle says about that notty Simon.
Huck - no hunky dudes to do the window - just the people next door. The man hurt his hand so we don't know when the window will get put in - but it is SO HOT here that I don't care. Why is my moms so cheap that she won't buy an air conditioner for me?
I don't know...AC is probably cheeper than the window. Ours is a liddle room one...and it was 125.00 at walmart. I know Kauz mom got it when she gots a big back of lidder. She was happee kauz it didn't put the elektrick bill thru the roof...only about $8 more.
Simon has been checked out, and the vet said daddy acted quickly, and prevented a real deaster.Simon is still mad at daddy, cause he tooks him to the vetspitle. Simon say the vet looked all the way through him, and made him drink summen awful.Pewwe! Tigger
Inspite of all the trouble he is, Simon is still cute, and we all loves him.
Aunt Debs, thank you for the information on the carpet, and things spilled . Well seems that our own daddy cut up some nip, and in that section of the carpet, and thought it cute when we would roll in it, but he forgots about it, until you mentions it. He didn't cut it up on the rug, but still some gots there.The carpet covers most of the porch, so we don't want to make it gone, but daddy, and aunt Karen takes it outs side, and washes it, and trim the lose strings.
BTW aunt Debbie, why is yuo interested in cute humans for?They all ugly to usens. Tigger
Well, isn't that the look of innocence there! haha I don't think that boy is very innocent at all! Yep, that is what I figured, nip on the rug! We have two bare spots on our carpet where my hubby did the same thing...and Axl and Franky claw at it because they smell nip there. Thankfully they didn't do what Simon did.
Me? Look at cute humans? Why...why...I...ummm...I will try and behave. Not promising anything,
but I will try.
Brothers -where are you???? The big window is in! It is SOOO big that the sun puddle in the morning is humungous! I can look through the window and see Sampson in the catio (he loves it in the catio and doesn't share very nicely!). Sometimes a big breeze comes through the window and that stray cat, Meeyow tries to get in the house through the window. Now how stupid is that? Everyone knows you have to have a door to get in or out of the house!
Brothers! I am calling a Paw Circle for Souky Meezer - love of Sir Huck of the Glitter Snake. His Souky ran outside yesterday and did not come home this morning! Brothers - I know that we can get her home again with out Paw Circle because us Brothers are awsome and powerful. Now Brothers, 1..2..3 all together SOUKY COME HOME!
Nobody would blame you Tao. We knows you luvs your sister meezer.
mama tolds us those fires wouldn't get to us. but that they were close as fitty miles. we cud smell the smokes.
It is really hot here me (Sunny) and my brudder (Snowcone) stays outside and we just try to stay cool. Our inside brudders Jazzpurr, and Furrbee are lucky cause they get to always be cool. but they don't get to chase burds so we are lucky too. and there are lots of frogs out here where mama puts the rain throwers.
We sure hope sister Souky comes home to you and your mom. My mama has already teared up about it.
Oh Huck, that is the saddest face...I've put her two favorite baskets outside on the front porch and the deck in case she comes home during the night and needs a place to curl up. Don't you worry now, I'll worry enough for both of us. You don't suppose she decided to take a stroll to visit you, maybe??????? I hope not, that would be too far for her tiny feet. Let's go to bed thinking good thoughts and maybe tomorrow will be a good day.
Hey there Brother Thor! I sure enjoyed the weather last night - it was cool enough that my moms let me cuddle with her while she slept! For all summer she has been pushing me away saying "it is too hot to sleep touching!" Silly woman. The big window is finally in! I can see if Sampson is in the catio before I try and get into it - he is not good about sharing! Now moms has to put everything back and that is going to take her a long time because she won't let me help. I am very good at clearing things off tables and counters!
A big Happy Birthday Thor. Tigger may be dat ole, nobody here knows, but Have a very happy Birthday. Simon, Baggy, and Tigger.
Wallingford, does dat "BIG Window" has invisible glass, so yo not be able to take a picture? Maybe Tao, and me could nascar in de window, just to break it in. Say ! I hasn't heard from old Tao; Has he been good ? Simon
Tao is hidin...I thinks he got his tail in trubble.
And what is this calling your brudder "that orange thing" ...we orange things are very...speshal. Mom tells me I am her speshal project all the time.
Thor when can we haz a birfday party?
Tigger I don't thinks you are that old, Mama says you are about 9 maybe. Did the vet ever give a guess? Being a tripod kiddy with three legs...makes you work
harder so you might just look a little older.
Well, I gotsta go. Mom has to go stomps out a fire with the yoooman child again...mom is starting to look older too from this girl. sigh.
HI bruvvers. I'm here. I been busy. The girlz cot a mowse. In the howse. hahaha yu dint no i cood make jokes. They catched it but mom flatted it wif a brrom and then she thru it owtside. Dad sayed, isn't the garbij good enuf for the mowse and mom sayed, no it was still twitching. I wooda played wif it but she dint efven aks me if I wanted it.
Happy birfday Thor. ize a year an a haf and mom sayed i shood grow up but im having too much fun. mom has a fake tree in the big room and i has climed it . she sayed thats notlty. tuff.
Huck, I dint mean no disrespekt to you. The orange thing dat lives with me and Max might maybe look like a cat, but... he dont like catnips, he cant see redbugs, he wines and hollars all da time, he dont like cheese or turky or no other foods that mom and dad eats, and most of all he dont like DORITOES!! So I is pretty shur he is some sort of alyen posin as a cat to get attenshun.
Mom dont knows eggsakly when my birfday is, she just knows I was only a year old when she gotted me, and dat was in October 1994. So we could haz a birfday party anytimb next months.
Tao, I think your mom denied you lotsa fun, throwin away dat mowse! We haznt had one in dis howse in a long timb, but Max brunged a chippymonk inside this summer. Dont know why she thinks it is notty to clime trees eder, cuz dats how we stays strong and limber!
Brovers, we has been so busy at our house, cause daddy gitten tdoing all the cooking, and driving, taking mom to places like therupy. daddy hads to take mom to another Dr., and sumpin happen when they comed home, daddy gots mad, and we all gets scred, and stay outa the way, only Tigger can sociate wiff him.I thinks daddy needs some nip, and try to make the best of things.
Brovers, I has the biggest news. All of my feline friends needs to chick outs my post. Simon
Yo, there, studly cats...I waz jist wonderin' where the "bo'hood" is and ifn I kin join? My name is Pip, but my mom callz me Pippie...I mean, I'm prolly gettin' into my teens and I ain't a kitten anymore. Humph...Pippie, indeed. Mom and Dad let me pick them from the shelter when theyze lookin' for a nookitty. I did the snuggle-thing under dad's chin and that was it...dad says I'm wantin' this kitty. I bin here now for 10 snows...them sun-puddles are mighty warm for my old bones.
No, Scotch, we iz not the same kuller...my mom callz me a "kreem tabbi". I lives here with two wimmin kats...I think you haz met "Sista Kitty"...then there is Mz. Candy. She is a snarfy kat...we fights sometimes, then mom hasta tell us ta behave. We don't.
Hello brovers, and welcome Pip, Scotch, and Camou. We is going wild around here, cause Simon is running for President, of The USA . I am the old feral, what got shot, and has 3 legs, but I the boss, around hear.Simon is my Meeser bro, and I has anotter brover, dat stay outside, cause he lik it dat way.He has a choice of barns,(small ones), A makeshift black smith shop, and green house.He can sleeps anyehere it confortable. We have a sista cat, dat looks just lik Dexter, cep she a girl, that fights like a dude.
I wants to welcome all you new dudes, and encourage yo sista, to gets involved wid their bunch.
Thor, I iz old too...I'm Pip. Maybe I iz too old to vote for Simon, are brudder, for prezzident. My hooman mummy sez I be close to 13 summers. She don no fer sherr cuz I come from the hoomane sosiety. I be growed up and a big dude when I picked my hooman mummy and daddy.
Thor, sumtimz I has a hitch in my git-along, but fer the most part I'ze a healthy fee-line. Mummy iz gettin' a bit miffed at me cuz sumtimz I get to horkin up some spit. No foods or annything, just spits. I had to go to the vetspital a cuppala months ago, but the vet sez I'm good. Didn have no hairballs or nuttin' like that. But I knowz I'ze not a kitten ennymore. *sigh*
Wow! I iz so glad to see so many of my brudders show up to my birfday party!! What a fun day!
Tanks to eberyone of my brudders for all the birfday wishes!
I iz not spose to get any hoomans food at all, but daddy is a messy eater and leabs doritoes all ober da floor when he eats! Iz neber had cheesy pop corn or cheeztoz, but they sound yummy. Since iz got old, my mom treats me speshul sometimbs and gibs me little bits of creem cheez when she haz dat.
Okay, so here is da gran finolly:
P.S. my mom cheetid and gotted all da pikshurs from da internet!
Hey Tao, my hooman daddy gots to have the krunchie ones too. My mummy likes the puffie ones, in the blue bag. Daddy don't likes them much. But he sez "they will do in a pinch"...I haz no klew what THAT meens. Does he pinches them???