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aldirtyhands
Rensselaer, NY

June 25, 2012
2:36 PM

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----I've got the fixated 'stare'! My ear position is pretty good! My nose sensitivity is intense-----but,--my jaw-line needs to be more muscular! ----There----That's better! Ya know----I think what would bring it to purrfection!? ----The color of the table-cloth is ruining the 'killer-instinct' appearance that seems to be missing! Perhaps something like 'blood-red'. would be more appropriate!-----Gotta get this right, if I'm gonna be a candidate for the next 'Friskies' box front-cover! Now!---Take the 'pic'---NOW, before I blink! ------Aw shucks!------O.K.------Let's take it from the beginning,----AGAIN!

melody

melody
Benton, KY
(Zone 7a)


June 25, 2012
2:39 PM

Post #9180597

good one!

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