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A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in LA and he's stopped in traffic and thinks,
"Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual; we're not even moving."
He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars and he rolls down his window and says,
"Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"
"O.J. just found out the verdict, he's all depressed. He's lying down in the middle of the highway and he's threatening
to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire. He just doesn't have $8.5 million dollars for the Goldmans.
I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
The man says, "Oh really, how much have you got so far."
"So far...10 gallons."
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