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    Communities > Forums > Article: Garden Jokes and Humor: Dave's Garden Sunday Funnies
    Forum: Article: Garden Jokes and Humor: Dave's Garden Sunday FunniesReplies: 1, Views: 14
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    aldirtyhands
    Rensselaer, NY

    November 5, 2012 6:46 PM

    Post #9325663

    ---laid on the grass so long,the base of this branch has become dreadfully encrusted by fungus--(elkripto-nastius) Now upright, I can easily, or hopefully so, use my expertise in Species I.D./ Arboratum-Canis-U.of N.E.,Me.There are many factors to be evaluated. From the lower extremities---I would suspect it to be of the (trimapleus-orphus) family, but the growth-ring structure is too tightly woven to be so! Now, closer to the newer growth at the top, a much more coherent analysis can be considered! Despite lack of foliage-structure, I'm inclined to rely on instinct to I.D. this species. Having considered all possibilities, I must conclude it to be of the (In fruppillis-arifruiteligg) family! Most commonly known as (berryilium-gigentrum), or as possibly--(alliaberriou-gigentrum). A particularly sweet 'berry-bearing' variety of the beloved, (elderagaglius-forttuitea)------YES!-----WELL DONE-----My mission has once again been flawlessly accomplished! " - - - - -Brutus-Doggus! ctDr.pc,dog---

    melody

    melody
    Benton, KY (Zone 7a)


    November 6, 2012 7:54 AM

    Post #9326000

    Splendid!

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