This is one of the funniest pieces of humor I've read in a long time! (The NY Times allows 10 free articles per month to non-subscribers)
Let Me Tell You Whatís Wrong With Me
By ROZ WARREN, October 31, 2012
NY Times Booming column: Living Through the Middle Ages
If youíre over 50, thereís something wrong with you. Actually, there are probably several things wrong with you. Nothing too serious, I hope. But you donít reach our age without having your own unique set of aches and pains.