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    Forum: Jokes & HumorReplies: 3, Views: 109
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    risingcreek
    sun city, CA (Zone 9a)

    December 8, 2012 11:11 AM

    Post #9353061

    In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

    "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

    Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the Mystic, then down at her hands.

    She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

    She steadied her voice and asked,
    "Will I be acquitted?"

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