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missing husband

sun city, CA(Zone 9a)

A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.

The police officer asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft spoken, and is good to the children."

The next door neighbour protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 8, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children!"

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

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