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roadrunner
Hereford, AZ
(Zone 8a)

November 4, 2001
3:27 AM

Post #17357

Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four by-twos."

The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

Another good one:

Two carpenters, Joe and Bill, were working and Joe, up on a scaffold accidentley cut off his ear.

He yelled down to Bill..."Hey! look our for my ear I just cut off!"

In a little bit Bill calls up to Joe, "is this your ear?"

Joe looks down and says "Naw! Mine had a pencil behind it!"

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