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Jokes & Humor: How to keep a healthy level of insanity

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Georgiaredclay
lagrange, GA
(Zone 7a)

November 14, 2001
3:12 AM

Post #17924


1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise
your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if
they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"


5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Save all your junk mail and send it to other junk mailers in their prepaid envelopes .

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with
the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically
after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't
rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a
tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't
attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling
name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!",
I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the
parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the
economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...

20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address
book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to
send them stuff like this.


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