He's a bit over 1 1/4" long, has sticky feet that cling to anything, and makes scary noises. Sorry about the blurry picture. Closest I can come to is a longhorn beetle. Bad bug? God bug?
Found in the house - yikes!
Flapdoodle Minot, ND Feb 15, 2017
Looks like a eucalyptus long horned beetle - http://cisr.ucr.edu/eucalyptus_longhorned_borer.html