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    Forum: Jokes & HumorReplies: 2, Views: 142
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    Dinu
    Mysore
    India (Zone 10a)

    November 28, 2001 11:01 AM

    Post #18689

    This is a joke I saw in a magazine while I was on a tour last month. A young daughter asks her father while he was gardening "what is sex?". The father, thinking that the daughter is 'growing' and explains to her in a nice way the simple facts. Then he asks her "why do you ask that?". The little daughter says "when I asked for a snack, my mom said 'wait for two SECS' ".

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