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Deep South Coastal, TX
(Zone 10a)

January 8, 2002
10:22 PM

Post #20869

On the brug forum, we've been talking a lot about genetics and gene splicing and all kinds of things like that. I got to thinking (remember, I'm dangerous when I think) and I began to wonder what I would like to "cross" if I could splice a gene from one thing to another and I came up with this...Crab Grass!! I would have crab legs on "crab grass" and could grow a crop and sell them to Red Lobster. Heck, why sell them, I could have them all for myself. Besides, it would be a good use for all the left over salt from our highway department because we don't get much snow and ice. (you know, crabs need salt water)Anyway, if y'all could, what would you "cross"?

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