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    Forum: Jokes & HumorReplies: 7, Views: 131
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    dguimo
    Pioneer, CA

    March 19, 2002 10:39 PM

    Post #25216

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    I pray the Lord my shape to keep
    Please no wrinkles, please no bags
    Please lift my butt before it sags.
    Please no age spots, please no gray-
    As for my belly, please take it away.
    Please keep me healthy, please keep me young-
    And, thank you Dear Lord for all that you have done!

    THE TRUTH IN 13 WORDS >>>>>>
    Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened?

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