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mamakane
Valley Head, WV
(Zone 5a)

January 18, 2001
4:34 PM

Post #628

Living on a farm in rural West Virginia many of our out of state friends and relatives tease us about livng in red neck country - all good naturedly of course. Me - I think they are strange for living in the big cities!

Here's a bit of that red neck humor:
A hill country red neck passed away and his wife goes into the small town newspaper to place his obituary.
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The guy at the newspaper tells her it will cost fifty cents a word for the notice.
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>She thinks for a few minutes and tells him to make it "Billy Bob Died".
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>The newspaper guy then informs here that there is a seven word minimum.
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>She deliberates a few moments longer and then tells him to make it:

"Billy Bob Died - 1983 Pickup For Sale"

Hope this brought a bit of a smile to your day!

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