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Valley Head, WV
(Zone 5a)

January 18, 2001
4:34 PM

Post #628

Living on a farm in rural West Virginia many of our out of state friends and relatives tease us about livng in red neck country - all good naturedly of course. Me - I think they are strange for living in the big cities!

Here's a bit of that red neck humor:
A hill country red neck passed away and his wife goes into the small town newspaper to place his obituary.
The guy at the newspaper tells her it will cost fifty cents a word for the notice.
>She thinks for a few minutes and tells him to make it "Billy Bob Died".
>The newspaper guy then informs here that there is a seven word minimum.
>She deliberates a few moments longer and then tells him to make it:

"Billy Bob Died - 1983 Pickup For Sale"

Hope this brought a bit of a smile to your day!

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