...We do a complete background check when considering new parents for our children. This will include criminal recordz,is this just an obsession,color of house they go to,and does it face east or west,type of car you drive,color of hair,when is the last time you ate sushi,how many hourz you sleep,if you"Can't Drive 55",plan to leave on an extended cruise,can you moon-walk, ever mooned,are you an AOL'er ,are you generous,loving & forgiving,ever towed from a no parking zone,bought rollerblades -still unused , ever paint your toenails red and visit hootchie-mama establishmentz.
...This form will be delivered personally by a CIA Agent or Jake's Bar & Grill staffmember .After an iris scan for positive id you may dictate the answerz to the agent.
Thank You and don't mess up,
Gotta have fun once in a while...heheheheh =)
Now all I need to do is get or make a box for the dang thing...BTW...his name is Engelbert. U planning on being away in the near future,he wouldn't like sitting in 'da box too long.I'll send Priority Mail, just check the box when you get it and send me the postage.OK?
ROFLMBO!!!!!!! YOU CRACK ME UP, I AM DYIN' OVER HERE LOLOLOL!!!!!!! You are serious??? "Engelbert"??? you really sending him to me LOL I dont get out much I guess!!! yOU DONT HAVE MY ADDRESS NUT!!!! omgosh you makin' me hurt Im laughin so hard...