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earthling
Rowlett, TX
(Zone 8a)

January 29, 2004
4:02 PM

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North Dakota Temperature Conversion Chart

60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in North Dakota sunbathe.


50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in North Dakota plant gardens.


40 F: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in North Dakota drive with the windows down.

32 F: Distilled water freezes.
The water in the Red River of the North starts getting cooler.

20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves,
wool hats.
People in North Dakota throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open.

15 F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat. People in North Dakota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0 F: All the people in Miami die.
North Dakotans close the windows.

10 below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico.
Girl Scouts in North Dakota sell cookies door to door.

25 below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates.
People in North Dakota rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.

40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in North Dakota let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Some North Dakotans are frustrated when they can't start their cars.

460 below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion stops.
People in North Dakota start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below zero: %@#* freezes over.
Vikings win Super Bowl.

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