Calling all "judges" for the annual DG County Fair! Vote for your favorites here!

Wanted.......Desperately!

Clemmons, NC(Zone 7b)

......A sense of humor...It is not in season in the US.

Will be willing to pay postage, trade, or shack up in a beautiful location to find it. Need as many of these as I can get. Apparently, many of my fellow Americans lose theirs due to weather conditions and holiday stress. Appreciate any help, I am trying to save the world from the angst.

Merry Christmas, and God bless!

Hollywood, FL(Zone 10b)

LOL... anything bring this on?

~Gina

Lincoln, United Kingdom(Zone 8b)

I take it you banged your funny bone..... Never that funny is it!

Clemmons, NC(Zone 7b)

Haven't had any problems here, but want the world to know we're not all uptight! Christmas brings out the kid in me!

Montreal, QC(Zone 4b)

I will gladly SWAP for some snow, we are still on bare ground here LOL!

Lincoln, United Kingdom(Zone 8b)

Fog day 3.... Not seen the sky for 3 days.... starting to get annoyed now. Never mind getting a sense of humour. I'm to busy trying not to crash. heheh

Clemmons, NC(Zone 7b)

Zarancat-we only get enough snow to cause wrecks and make everyone hoard food from grocery stores around here (southeasternUS).

Mike-now there's what I was looking for. I always liked British humor!

Lincoln, United Kingdom(Zone 8b)

Thats not my humour ..... It's my life flashing before my eyes! hehe

Anyway...
Santa goes to the doctor
Doctor says how can i help?
Santa says "Doctor i have a mince pie stuck up my bottom!"
Doctor says" I have some cream for that"


heheheh

Hollywood, FL(Zone 10b)

Ewww... Santa's kinky, aye???

Clemmons, NC(Zone 7b)

Okay, that's gross-changed my mind about British humor. (Just joking, Mike, you're fine)

I won't have anything else funny to say until I make some egg nog..you can make that with spiced rum, can't you?

Lincoln, United Kingdom(Zone 8b)

Whats an egg's nog?

My misses won't eat eggs because she says there chickens periods! ..... sick but true!

Lakeland, FL(Zone 9b)

I dont think ill ever eat a egg again mike

(Sheryl) Gainesboro, TN(Zone 6b)

Ewwwww!!!!!

Lincoln, United Kingdom(Zone 8b)

Got a say it put me off a bit aswell.

Hollywood, FL(Zone 10b)

What are they teaching women in Scotland?!
LOL... just kidding ;)

Lincoln, United Kingdom(Zone 8b)

How did you know my misses is a scot?..... Who are you Claire Voyant? ......You ever meet her? she was a know it all.... Never saw that bus coming though!

Hollywood, FL(Zone 10b)

Lol, poor Miss Voyant!!!

You told me in a Dmail when I told you I was part Scot!
Either that or Miss Voyant really got around... ;)

~Gina

Lincoln, United Kingdom(Zone 8b)

Ahh ...... There was me thinkin you could read tea leaves .... just like my old Nana! hehehe

Horsens, Denmark

Ahh that`s why I don`t like eggs.
Natural instinct that is. It is some sort of female cannibalism LOL

Kwz; do you have some sunshine???? Please... Haven`t seen the sun for over a week and I am getting awfully colourless. Not very charming for the new years party (well maybe after a vodka or two)

Lincoln, United Kingdom(Zone 8b)

Zest just wait till easter! Lol

Horsens, Denmark

Will be panicking then LOL!!

Horsens, Denmark

Kwz; Thought you would like this thread :o))))
http://davesgarden.com/forums/t/626354/

Clemmons, NC(Zone 7b)

Thanks to all for your sunshine! Got a new greenhouse and need some chuckles to construct it without wanting to hurt someone. Happy New Year!

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