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chrissy100
Sydney
(Australia)

October 30, 2007
6:19 PM

Post #4140699

Well I always thought that I was a "nice person" until this morning while in the garden I came upon those *&#$* stink bugs all over my Buddah's hand despite the spraying of organic white oil.

My blood boiled! ...stood there fantasizing about which way to KILL the rotten little stinkers! I am as organic as possible in my garden and don't even kill spiders ...I admit to squishing aphids with my fingers and don't even feel guilty washing their bodily fluids from my hands afterwards.

What to do? someone said "you squirt them off with a jet of water" ...first we have restrictions and I don't think the watering can will have the same effect!
Besides someone should tell folk that these little mongrels head staight back up the tree after their shower.

So after a few murderous fantasies I thought ...Right that's it!
I marched inside armed myself with goggles and a pair of tweezers
(cold blooded pre meditated ) and for half an hour I attacked these victims
thrilled that my idea was working.At the end of this time I stood there looking down at these lifeless bodies ...finishing off any that still twitched!

I must go wash off the evidence now ...picture of the DNA ...for forensic
investigations submitted here

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