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North Augusta, SC

March 1, 2008
9:27 PM

Post #4609850

"I need nitro-Jen, bone meal, blood meal, emulsion, kelp, mulch and HELLLLLLP!!!!"

You see, boys and girls, the wee voice inside him knew it was too late strangely hope continued to spring eternal.

His inner voice told him to, "Hang in there. I'm rooting for you."

To which he replied, "Propagation, smopogation, help me!"

"Well, what do you want me to do "

"Call DG"

"Who?" without a clue. "Do you mean the fine folks at Daves Garden?"

"No", he hissed angrily, "Call the Darn Garden police! I've been robbed!"

"Of?" asked the Garden Police when they arrived, donned in their compost covered smocks.

"What does it look like? My dignity, of course!!!! Helllllllllllllllp."

One of the quick-thinking garden police, immediately began asking what he considered pertinent questions.
"Uh, when, how, what, uh, who?"

"Emeril, BAM!!!"

Frederick, MD
(Zone 6a)

March 1, 2008
9:34 PM

Post #4609866

Newark, OH
(Zone 5b)

March 1, 2008
9:56 PM

Post #4609949

That Emeril guy has been the end of many a fine specimen of produce.
North Augusta, SC

March 2, 2008
1:02 AM

Post #4610557

and he's not done yet.

This message was edited Mar 2, 2008 9:29 PM
San Antonio, TX

March 3, 2008
5:32 PM

Post #4617085

LOVED the surprise ending!!!
Wrexham (N.E.Wales).
United Kingdom

March 5, 2008
3:28 PM

Post #4625492

I may be missing something here living in Wales as I do, but what's an Emeril ?
Newark, OH
(Zone 5b)

March 5, 2008
6:08 PM

Post #4626022

WG, Emeril is Emeril Lagasse, a celebrity chef in the US: His signature is saying "Bam!" while tossing some of his "Essence of Emeril" (a combination of spices) onto whatever he's making. People either love him or can't stand him. :D
Wrexham (N.E.Wales).
United Kingdom

March 6, 2008
10:26 AM

Post #4628770

Ah, another kitchen philosopher, I can just picture him! As a footnote we also have the "cult of the celebrity chef" here in the U.K. but your guy sounds as if he's a whole lot more entertaining than our current crop of dullards.
:) WG

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