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MistyPetals North Augusta, SC "I need nitro-Jen, bone meal, blood meal, emulsion, kelp, mulch and HELLLLLLP!!!!"
You see, boys and girls, the wee voice inside him knew it was too late strangely hope continued to spring eternal.
His inner voice told him to, "Hang in there. I'm rooting for you."
To which he replied, "Propagation, smopogation, help me!"
"Well, what do you want me to do "
"Who?" without a clue. "Do you mean the fine folks at Daves Garden?"
"No", he hissed angrily, "Call the Darn Garden police! I've been robbed!"
"Of?" asked the Garden Police when they arrived, donned in their compost covered smocks.
"What does it look like? My dignity, of course!!!! Helllllllllllllllp."
One of the quick-thinking garden police, immediately began asking what he considered pertinent questions.
"Uh, when, how, what, uh, who?"
Dea Frederick, MD (Zone 6a) LOL !
gardenwife Newark, OH (Zone 5b) That Emeril guy has been the end of many a fine specimen of produce.
MistyPetals North Augusta, SC and he's not done yet.
This message was edited Mar 2, 2008 9:29 PM
Lilliesan San Antonio, TX LOVED the surprise ending!!!
welshgardener Wrexham (N.E.Wales). United Kingdom I may be missing something here living in Wales as I do, but what's an Emeril ?
gardenwife Newark, OH (Zone 5b) WG, Emeril is Emeril Lagasse, a celebrity chef in the US:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emeril_Lagasse His signature is saying "Bam!" while tossing some of his "Essence of Emeril" (a combination of spices) onto whatever he's making. People either love him or can't stand him. :D
welshgardener Wrexham (N.E.Wales). United Kingdom Ah, another kitchen philosopher, I can just picture him! As a footnote we also have the "cult of the celebrity chef" here in the U.K. but your guy sounds as if he's a whole lot more entertaining than our current crop of dullards.
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