My best friend in high school was Hispanic, and I had a heck of a time eating at her wedding. I was dating her brother at the time, and he introduced me as the "wimpy white woman". Everything had to be made special for me. Even the margaritas were tough. One of the relatives gave me a bottle of ketchup, and he said that it was my kind of salsa.
I live in the great white north where we're limited to what we can grow or even buy, but I'm sure the Fooled you jalapenos are out there somewhere. Thanks for the info.