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Forum: Article: The unexplained metaphysics of dirtReplies: 2, Views: 33
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Jax4ever
Boxford, MA
(Zone 6a)

July 29, 2008
11:53 AM

Post #5338237

The REAL scientific reason is that all of our dirt is being fed into the volcanoes in the South Pacific! There have been reports of lava floes that include $40,000 of my garden tools, socks, missing pets, old boyfriends, my truck's suspension components, plus all of the millions of perennials that I've planted that have failed to materialize the following year. In exchange, I get a fresh garden full of rocks. I ocasionally will dig up something that says "Made in China" on it- PROOF!

Great article! You are a gifted artist!!!
bugme
Barnesville, GA
(Zone 7b)

July 29, 2008
04:17 PM

Post #5339426

Jax4, LOL...so thats where all my lovelies that died went to...China. I can now put to rest those tags I've been saving all these years (they multiplied faster than the present garden does).
chatnoir
Downers Grove, IL
(Zone 5a)

September 14, 2008
09:11 AM

Post #5550011

ROFL! Aha! That's were all my left hand gloves go! The rights stay on my hand as I'm a rightie. The lefts get taken off and disappear! Now I have my answer! Wonder if all Chinese gardeners are lefties?

Fun article!


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