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United States
(Zone 9b)

September 25, 2008
12:58 PM

Post #5597268

Hurricane Education: What I've learned during our last hurricane

1. Coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a BBQ grill.

2. No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work without electricity.

3. My car gets 23.21675 miles per gallon, EXACTLY (you can ask the people in line who helped me push it).

4. Kids can survive 4 days or longer without a video game controller in their hand.

5. Cats are even more irritating without power.

6. He who has the biggest generator wins.

7. Women can actually survive without doing their hair- you just wish they weren't around you.

8. A new method of non-lethal torture- showers without hot water.

9. There are a lot more stars in the sky than most people thought.

10. TV is an addiction and the withdrawal symptoms are painful.

11. A 7 lb bag of ice will chill 6-12 oz Budweiser's to a drinkable temperature in 11 minutes, and still keep a 14 lb. turkey frozen for 8 more hours.

12. There are a lot of dang trees around here.

13. Flood plane drawings on some mortgage documents were seriously wrong..

14. Aluminum siding, while aesthetically pleasing, is definitely not required.

15. Crickets can increase their volume to overcome the sound of 14 generators.

16. People will get into a line that has already formed without having any idea what the line is for.

17. When required, a Lincoln Continental will float, doesn't steer well but floats just the same.

18. Tele-marketers function no matter what the weather is doing.

19. Cell phones work when land lines are down, but only as long as the battery remains charged.

20. 27 of your neighbors are fed from a different transformer than you, and they are quick to point that out!

21. Hampers were not made to contain such a volume.

22. If my store sold only ice, chainsaws, gas and generators... I'd be rich.

23. Price of a can of soup rises 200% in a storm.

24. Your water front property can quickly become someone else's fishing hole.

25. Tree service companies are under appreciated.

26. I learned what happens when you make fun of another states' blackout.

27. MATH 101: 30 days in month, minus 6 days without power equals 30% higher electric bill?????

28. Drywall is a compound word, take away the "dry" part and it's worthless.

29. I can walk a lot farther than I thought.
Missouri City, TX

September 25, 2008
2:08 PM

Post #5597567

30. Neighbors working together can make fast work of a downed tree.

31. Rakes are not as fast as leaf blowers, but do a good job of removing leaves and limbs from streets and yards.

32. Community BBQ's can be enjoyed by all.
United States
(Zone 9b)

September 25, 2008
2:09 PM

Post #5597571

Deep East Texas, TX
(Zone 8a)

September 26, 2008
1:24 AM

Post #5600109

I know you did this with tongue in cheek. Good to laugh instead of crying sometimes!

I actually popped in here expecting an assembly of tips, ideas etc. for surviving weather hardships. Thought that would make a good preparation thread for future reference. I think we all have learned things that work/don't work for us.

Instead, I'm going away grinning like a possum... LOL

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United States
(Zone 9b)

September 26, 2008
1:11 PM

Post #5601431

:) It was passed along to me. Yes, being in Houston myself I can appreciate a laugh about now to!

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