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Molamola
Christiansted, VI
(Zone 11)

May 25, 2009
01:02 PM

Post #6595420

My mother-in-law just gave me a little baggy of Cheerios, with this stapled to it. She knows I'm a gardener and seed collector.

Donut Seeds: A Must in Every Garden

Where to Plant: Any sunny location, preferably close to a coffee shop

When to Plant: Anytime is good, but iced donuts grow better in winter.

Care: Plant in rows 5 feet apart at least 10 feet deep. For the best results when planting use 2 people, one to do the actual digging, the other to clean the dirt from his teeth. If you prefer glazed donuts sprinkle 1 tsp sugar on each donut blossom. Many people use manure on their donuts, but whipping cream has a better flavor.

Special Notice: It is feared that individuals associated with INTERNATIONAL DONUT INSTITUTE (IDOT) may have mixed common breakfast cereal into our seed stock. For protection please compare your donut seeds with the illustration below.

COMMON DONUT SEED: 0
COMMON BREAKFAST CEREAL: 0

Note the big difference!

Guarantee: If for any reason you are not 100% satisfied dig up the seeds and return this package unopened to the AMERICAN DONUT SEED SOCIETY, for a refund!

(Blatantly swiped from the jokes forum--Mm)
pepper23
KC Metro area, MO
(Zone 5b)

May 26, 2009
10:57 PM

Post #6602689

LOL!! I love it!!!
lourspolaire
Delray Beach, FL
(Zone 10a)

May 29, 2009
09:52 AM

Post #6613416

Silly me... I thought it was the Intercontinental Donuts Institute Of Tampa (IDIOT) that oversaw that.

Live and learn.
Sylvain.
Molamola
Christiansted, VI
(Zone 11)

May 29, 2009
04:03 PM

Post #6614853

Let's be nice to Tampa, they don't know any better.
lourspolaire
Delray Beach, FL
(Zone 10a)

May 29, 2009
04:36 PM

Post #6614962

It could have been Toronto,too.

sylvain.
Molamola
Christiansted, VI
(Zone 11)

May 29, 2009
07:19 PM

Post #6615552

LOL, I could add---

but I won't!
Braveheartsmom
Kihei, HI
(Zone 11)

May 29, 2009
09:14 PM

Post #6615873

:-)

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