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Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces. This will take about 2 months. Add water to make brown gravy. Cook over log fire about 4 weeks. This will serve about 3,800 people. If more are expected add the 2 rabbits; but do this only if necessary as most people don't like Hare in their stew.