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On Saturdays, the Writer's Group would like to say thanks by presenting a "You Supply The Caption" photo. A gardening related photo will be presented, and you the Readers will provide humorous captions. The wit available on Dave's is some of the best around, so please join in the fun! This feature is not a "for compensation" article - just our way of saying Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoy...now let's hear some funny stuff!
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Subject: uh, it's a frog ! Photo credit goes to Victor aka victorgardener
 | I'm a long time DG'er, super merry wife to the greatest guy on this earth, Michael. By day, we're self employed Mortgage Bankers along with my son Andy. By evenings and weekends we're gardeners trying to get the best out of 3 acres that we can.
Andy and DDIL Michelle gave us the greatest gift of all this past year. We hope to inspire our Grandson to have the same love of gardening we do.
I truly hope you'll enjoy the occasional articles I submit and most importantly have fun cooking from your garden or your local farms.
Happy Gardening and Garden Cooking to all!
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Subject: IT AIN'T HARD BEING GREEN
Posted by cuqui (from Port Saint Lucie, FL) on April 19, 2008 at 6:42 PM:I'M KERMIT, JUST CHILLIN' HERE, RIBIT. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 19, 2008 at 7:26 PM: :) ...
Subject: Caption.......
Posted by Degarotty (from West Ipswich, QLD
(Australia)) on April 17, 2008 at 4:13 AM:Just "h o l d" on a bit lon ger................help will be here soon! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 17, 2008 at 7:23 AM: cute !! ...
Subject: lily pad
Posted by dbelcher (from Florence, SC) on April 16, 2008 at 3:39 PM:Just a little closer my dear!!! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 16, 2008 at 4:12 PM: :) ...
Subject: uh, it's a frog!
Posted by mamoriah (from Maitland, FL) on April 15, 2008 at 11:22 AM:Doh! That's gonna leave a mark! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 15, 2008 at 12:33 PM: Ha ! ...
Subject: Caption
Posted by neecie54 (from Pinellas Park, FL) on April 15, 2008 at 3:50 AM:My pad or yours? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 15, 2008 at 6:06 AM: cute :) ...
Subject: caption
Posted by flutterbyte (from Lombard, IL) on April 15, 2008 at 12:19 AM:Bud.........Bud..........Bud.......... ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 15, 2008 at 6:05 AM: Ha! ...
Subject: caption
Posted by doniesue43 (from Pearland, TX) on April 14, 2008 at 8:42 PM:Yeah I'm a frog.....what's it to ya buddy! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 14, 2008 at 9:04 PM: :)
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Subject: Essence of Lily Pad
Posted by mackiefox (from Grand Rapids, MI) on April 14, 2008 at 6:20 PM:"Mmm . . ." (breathing in the fragrance deeply) ". . . this one is woody, a bit austere, with a touch, just a touch, of green. I like it. We will serve it with the Water Bug Souffle." ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 14, 2008 at 6:22 PM: That is great !!!
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Subject: caption
Posted by KelliLVN (from Conroe, TX) on April 14, 2008 at 6:03 PM:Shhhhh!! If you see Miss Piggy I was never here!! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 14, 2008 at 6:21 PM: Ahh - the Kermit angle :) ...
Subject: Caption
Posted by mcook (from Madison, AL) on April 14, 2008 at 4:05 PM:"Always make your garden ponds "Knee-deep"!
... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 14, 2008 at 5:26 PM: Very good !!!
... Posted by TreeSteward (from Tilton, NH) on April 18, 2008 at 7:13 AM: Amazing, it looks just like the frog that visited my pond! ...
Subject: caption
Posted by bareground (from Garland, TX) on April 14, 2008 at 3:38 PM:Did I win gold, silver, or bronze? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 14, 2008 at 5:26 PM: funny !!
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Subject: Frog
Posted by NormaFlora (from Roseburg, OR) on April 14, 2008 at 2:54 PM:So the frog says to the fly, "Meet me by the lily pad. I'll take you out for dinner." ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 14, 2008 at 5:25 PM: Love it :) ...
Subject: knee-deep
Posted by eddweirdo (from Danville, IL) on April 14, 2008 at 2:39 PM:How deep is the water? Knee-deep ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 14, 2008 at 5:25 PM: I can just hear that :) ...
Subject: Would you like some dessert ?
Posted by BeaHive (from Silverton, OR) on April 14, 2008 at 2:34 PM:Sir, Can I show you our dessert tray?? !! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 14, 2008 at 5:25 PM: LOL !!!!! ...
Subject: caption
Posted by graingert (from Milton, FL) on April 14, 2008 at 2:04 PM:Water you looking at? ... Posted by NormaFlora (from Roseburg, OR) on April 14, 2008 at 3:01 PM: Very cute...good us of words! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 14, 2008 at 5:24 PM: super clever !!!
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Subject: If I kiss you will you turn into a frog?
Posted by TerriKG (from Woodstock, NY) on April 14, 2008 at 2:01 PM:?? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 14, 2008 at 5:24 PM: Ha !! ...
Subject: Amphibian 007
Posted by beceoh (from Richmond, VA) on April 14, 2008 at 11:40 AM:Darn, my cover is blown! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 14, 2008 at 12:51 PM: chuckling :) ...
Subject: Waiter?! Where's the fly for my soup?
Posted by TamaraFaye (from Fritch, TX) on April 13, 2008 at 12:36 AM:Waiter?! Where's the fly for my soup? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 13, 2008 at 6:44 AM: LOL !!! ...
Subject: Cough Cough
Posted by randbponder (from Hornick, IA) on April 12, 2008 at 10:49 PM:What's the best thing for a frog in your throat??
Flies, feed it flies! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 12, 2008 at 11:15 PM: cute !! ...
Subject: caption
Posted by flowrgirl1 (from Winston Salem curren, NC) on April 12, 2008 at 6:00 PM:I wonder if this comes in dark green? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 12, 2008 at 10:48 PM: snickering :)
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Subject: I can't believe it...
Posted by Aunt_A (from Tulsa, OK) on April 12, 2008 at 5:26 PM:You mean...I'm amazed...
Everything I've heard WAS true.
There really is life after water...nobody ever came back to tell me for sure....no more tadpole for me....whoo hooo.... ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 12, 2008 at 10:48 PM: Ha! ...
Subject: Gonna soak up some rays.
Posted by Indy (from Alexandria, IN) on April 12, 2008 at 4:07 PM:Sure can use some rays here. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 12, 2008 at 4:16 PM: :)
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Subject: You want the dressing on the side?
Posted by AlohaHoya (from Keaau, HI) on April 12, 2008 at 2:58 PM:One of the slimiest waiters I have ever seen!!! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 12, 2008 at 3:03 PM: ***snort***
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Subject: mmmmmm… lilypads… tasty!
Posted by Mrs_Ed (from Whiteside County, IL) on April 12, 2008 at 1:57 PM:… needs salt. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 14, 2008 at 9:05 PM: LOL !!!
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Subject: Green Tea?
Posted by Seedtosser1 (from Glenview, IL) on April 12, 2008 at 12:53 PM:...on my new Padio! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 12, 2008 at 12:56 PM: very very good
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Subject: If at first...
Posted by darius (from Appalachian Mtns, VA) on April 12, 2008 at 12:18 PM:If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 12, 2008 at 12:19 PM: **giggle**
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Subject: Frog picture
Posted by irisMA (from South Hamilton, MA) on April 12, 2008 at 11:26 AM:Who's looking at me? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 12, 2008 at 11:56 AM: :) ...
Subject: Not a drive-through...a float through?
Posted by mtnmama (from Denver Metro Area, CO) on April 12, 2008 at 10:33 AM:Would you like FLIES with your order?
The "green-plate" special today is....
"Waitress, do you serve flies in your soup?" ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 12, 2008 at 10:40 AM: That's hysterical !!
... Posted by debilu (from Fingerlakes Region, NY) on April 12, 2008 at 12:40 PM: excellent!! ...
Subject: Oops... ribet, missed!
Posted by Sundownr (from Wytheville, VA) on April 12, 2008 at 9:44 AM:froggy, in a hurry, missed his pad when jumping from one to another ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 12, 2008 at 9:50 AM: cute !
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Subject: In Wonderland
Posted by gabagoo (from Yonkers, NY) on April 12, 2008 at 9:17 AM:Alice realized too late that she shouldn't have obeyed the sign that said, "EAT ME". ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 12, 2008 at 9:41 AM: Excellent :)
... Posted by carrielamont (from Milton, MA) on April 12, 2008 at 10:15 AM: Oh, I like this one. And then "She leaped for the big green thing, hoping a nibble of it would restore at least some of her features." ...
Subject: Watch out!
Posted by MistyMeadows (from Payneville, KY) on April 12, 2008 at 8:43 AM:"Hey, you lookin at me? Huh?" I'm feelin real froggy today, so watch out! I'm gonna go sit over here on my lily pad and eat what bugs me, so I'd stay out of my way, if I were you!"
... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 12, 2008 at 9:42 AM: Ha!! ...
Subject: A littlle Privacy Please!
Posted by nanny_56 (from Putnam County, IN) on April 12, 2008 at 8:26 AM:Do you mind, I'm changing here! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 12, 2008 at 11:55 AM: Ha!
The double entendre of this one was so good :)
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Subject: caption
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Subject: "Here's lookin' at you kid"
Posted by Chantell (from Middle of, VA) on April 12, 2008 at 1:09 AM:or I've got my eye on you ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 12, 2008 at 11:55 AM: Cute captions :) ...
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