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On Saturdays, the Writer's Group would like to say thanks by presenting a "You Supply The Caption" photo. A gardening related photo will be presented, and you the Readers will provide humorous captions. The wit available on Dave's is some of the best around, so please join in the fun! This feature is not a "for compensation" article - just our way of saying Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoy...now let's hear some funny stuff!
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Subject: Dining 'al fresco...crab seasons upon us !! Photo credit - someone across the table from Sofonisba :)
 | I'm a long time DG'er, super merry wife to the greatest guy on this earth, Michael. By day, we're self employed Mortgage Bankers along with my son Andy. By evenings and weekends we're gardeners trying to get the best out of 3 acres that we can.
Andy and DDIL Michelle gave us the greatest gift of all this past year. We hope to inspire our Grandson to have the same love of gardening we do.
I truly hope you'll enjoy the occasional articles I submit and most importantly have fun cooking from your garden or your local farms.
Happy Gardening and Garden Cooking to all!
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Subject: crab photo
Posted by sally57 (from Cypress, TX) on April 27, 2008 at 11:33 PM:Hmmmm!! I'm not feelin' the love! ...
Subject: You supply the caption
Posted by Geo850 (from Apple Valley, CA) on April 23, 2008 at 1:24 PM:I think you have a bad case of head lice! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 23, 2008 at 1:38 PM: ewwwww !!! Ha :) ...
Subject: "You Supply the Caption"
Posted by mamoriah (from Maitland, FL) on April 22, 2008 at 9:54 AM:Rogaine and estrogen supplements do not mix! ...
Subject: Honey,
Posted by Degarotty (from West Ipswich, QLD
(Australia)) on April 22, 2008 at 4:24 AM:Honey, when you said you bought crab, I thought we were going to eat it not wear it! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 22, 2008 at 5:54 AM: Ha! ...
Subject: Someone who loves me went to Maryland...
Posted by KelliLVN (from Conroe, TX) on April 22, 2008 at 12:49 AM:and all I got was this stupid hat!! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 22, 2008 at 5:54 AM: lol :) ...
Subject: Sponge Bob made me do it!!
Posted by kmm44 (from Dayton, OH) on April 21, 2008 at 7:36 PM:This reminds me of the time we took our son to Red Lobster for his birthday and insisted he wear the lobster hat while the staff sang Happy Birthday. He was 16 and really not into dorky stuff like that. He was afraid someone he knew from school would see him.
After the embarrassing song, he whipped off the lobster hat and carefull looked around, aghast to see a cute girl from his school smiling in amusement.
He's almost 37 and still reminds us of his mortification now and then. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 21, 2008 at 8:14 PM: That's a great story :)
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Subject: Say hello to my little friend!
Posted by DaddyNature (from Atlanta, GA) on April 21, 2008 at 3:00 PM:I helped to save this little critter from being trapped in my garage. ...
Subject: What hat?
Posted by TexNan (from Spring Grove, VA) on April 21, 2008 at 2:26 PM:What hat? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 21, 2008 at 2:32 PM: snicker :) ...
Subject: Di di di shreep bong paTING!
Posted by Boofish1 (from Sacramento, CA) on April 21, 2008 at 9:47 AM:WARNING HUMAN. INCOMING MESSAGE FROM OUR LEADERS IN THE CRAB NEBULA. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 21, 2008 at 9:57 AM: Wonderful !
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Subject: Unofficial Mascot of Frederick, MD
Posted by VGMKY (from Louisville, KY) on April 21, 2008 at 8:54 AM:Unofficial Mascot of Frederick, MD ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 21, 2008 at 9:14 AM: :)
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Subject: I like my Crabs Steamed and Saucy
Posted by VGMKY (from Louisville, KY) on April 21, 2008 at 8:34 AM:I like my Crabs Steamed and Saucy ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 21, 2008 at 9:13 AM: Ha!
... Posted by tazzy (from SAND SPRINGS, OK) on April 21, 2008 at 11:49 AM: I have this sudden violent urge to pinch someone ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 21, 2008 at 2:09 PM: lol !! ...
Subject: Stop using those inorganic pesticides
Posted by davenaylorj (from Crawfordsville, IN) on April 21, 2008 at 8:34 AM:Stop using those inorganic pesticides ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 21, 2008 at 9:13 AM: lol :)
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Subject: Why so crabby today, dear?
Posted by martiparti (from Albany, OR) on April 21, 2008 at 4:06 AM:Why so crabby today, dear? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 21, 2008 at 5:19 AM: Ha !! ...
Subject: How to say this...
Posted by Chantell (from Middle of, VA) on April 19, 2008 at 9:23 PM:...that song "Lady in Red" - ummm, that's so not what they were referring to... ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 19, 2008 at 9:51 PM: chuckling :) ...
Subject: Again?
Posted by MistyPetals (from North Augusta, SC) on April 19, 2008 at 2:02 PM:You want me to wear this when we go where!?!?!?!?!!!
OR
Ever had the feeling that something is just way over the top of your head, Honey?
OR
Just who are you calling crabby, Frog Legs?
... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 19, 2008 at 2:12 PM: Very funny !! :)
... Posted by MistyPetals (from North Augusta, SC) on April 20, 2008 at 10:00 PM: So is that hat! LOL ...
Subject: I'm thinking
Posted by randbponder (from Hornick, IA) on April 19, 2008 at 1:11 PM:I'm thinking Crab.
Or This way You know You done something WRONG
and I want an apology! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 19, 2008 at 1:19 PM: cute !
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Subject: Husband Shellshocked!
Posted by victorgardener (from Lower Hudson Valley, NY) on April 19, 2008 at 1:05 PM:Last seen walking backwards and sideways away from his wife... ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 19, 2008 at 1:20 PM: Perfect !!!
... Posted by roseone33 (from Southern Mountains, GA) on April 19, 2008 at 2:18 PM: You win this one Victor! ...
Subject: You really got out on the wrong side...
Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 19, 2008 at 11:45 AM:You really got out on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
What do you mean? I'm always this way before I've had my morning coffee!
... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 19, 2008 at 11:49 AM: spoken from the voice of experience ;)
... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 19, 2008 at 12:05 PM: Oooh, now, that's harsh! LOL ...
Subject: Hey, you took all the steak....
Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 19, 2008 at 10:26 AM:Stop being so shellfish :O)
... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 19, 2008 at 11:39 AM: *groan* ...
Subject: Mrs. Crabby International
Posted by MistyMeadows (from Payneville, KY) on April 19, 2008 at 10:22 AM:Sponge Bob's wife, Crusty Bob, was crowned Mrs. Crabby International today. At a feast in her honor, she explains how living with Sponge has really been tough and how she came to be the crab that she is. She proudly wears her Crown of Crab. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 19, 2008 at 10:25 AM: LOL at Kathy :) ... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 19, 2008 at 11:39 AM: Good one. There she is, Miss Crabmerica... ...
Subject: OK...
Posted by gordo (from Gulfport, FL) on April 19, 2008 at 9:58 AM:...now, which of the dinner guests gets to butter me? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 19, 2008 at 10:02 AM: Ha !!! ... Posted by gordo (from Gulfport, FL) on April 19, 2008 at 11:17 AM: ...or
" I'd like to open this meeting of The Loyal Order Of Crustaceans by asking each member to turn to the member next to them and administer the sacred pinch."
:-) ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 19, 2008 at 11:23 AM: **giggling**
... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 19, 2008 at 11:39 AM: LOL, Gordo! ...
Subject: Nooo Honey...
Posted by Sundownr (from Wytheville, VA) on April 19, 2008 at 8:41 AM:... it doesn't make your head look fat! It looks fine. Now eat your dinner. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 19, 2008 at 8:43 AM: cute !!!
... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 19, 2008 at 11:42 AM: Good one! ...
Subject: Local Man Stunned .....
Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 19, 2008 at 7:39 AM:Local Man Stunned when Wife Attempts Telepathy with Crustacean Nation.....News at 11
... Posted by wallaby1 (from Lincoln
(United Kingdom)) on April 19, 2008 at 7:42 AM: Wallaby1 stunned by another invisible picture! ... Posted by Sundownr (from Wytheville, VA) on April 19, 2008 at 8:51 AM: LOL, a mind meld. ... Posted by wallaby1 (from Lincoln
(United Kingdom)) on April 19, 2008 at 9:27 AM: Yikes! If I had known you were going to turn crabby over the venue I would have chosen somewhere else! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 19, 2008 at 9:33 AM: Ha !!!
... Posted by FFFoy (from Lincoln University, PA) on April 19, 2008 at 9:47 AM: Surprisingly, Shiela found out that a crab's butt is not watertight... ... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 19, 2008 at 11:41 AM: Ewwww, FFFoy! LOL!! ...
Subject: hey...
Posted by amethystsm (from New Haven, CT) on April 19, 2008 at 1:13 AM:What's got you so crabby all of a sudden?
(too obvious?)
amy
* ... Posted by amethystsm (from New Haven, CT) on April 19, 2008 at 1:19 AM: Or perhaps a re-imagining of Wagner's The Ring Cycle on the New England coast?
... Posted by bhaugh (from Norfolk, VA) on April 19, 2008 at 7:17 AM: Sponge Bob is my neighbor............ ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 19, 2008 at 7:30 AM: **Snorting loudly** ...
Subject: Honey, you have crabs.
Posted by jlp222 (from Hammond, LA) on April 19, 2008 at 1:05 AM:I think we need to talk. ... Posted by pixie62560 (from South China, ME) on April 19, 2008 at 7:20 AM: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! ... Posted by Sundownr (from Wytheville, VA) on April 19, 2008 at 8:48 AM: hehehe ... Posted by Sofonisba (from Putnam County, NY) on April 23, 2008 at 11:51 AM: Eeeeew! That one got the best response out of me. Funny!
The awful thing was, that the hat had been passed around the table. Several people had been wearing it before me. It smelled bad! ... Posted by handsodragon (from Indiana, IN) on April 26, 2008 at 9:45 AM: so you are saying that the seafood was bad? ... Posted by Sofonisba (from Putnam County, NY) on April 26, 2008 at 9:48 PM: Yes, it made me ill! : ) ...
Subject: What? Is my crab on crooked?
Posted by darius (from Appalachian Mtns, VA) on April 19, 2008 at 12:33 AM:LOL ... Posted by onewish1 (from Denville, NJ) on April 19, 2008 at 12:58 AM: is there a cream I can put on this? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 19, 2008 at 7:29 AM: Hysterical !!! ... Posted by Sundownr (from Wytheville, VA) on April 19, 2008 at 8:49 AM: good one! ... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 19, 2008 at 11:42 AM: That reminds me of a button I bought my friend in the early 1990's: What is it? Is it my hair? LOL ...
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