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On Saturdays, the Writer's Group would like to say thanks by presenting a "You Supply The Caption" photo. A gardening related photo will be presented, and you the Readers will provide humorous captions. The wit available on Dave's is some of the best around, so please join in the fun! This feature is not a "for compensation" article - just our way of saying Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoy...now let's hear some funny stuff!
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Subject: Million Bells on the Brain For a larger view of the photo, go here Photo credit goes to: Repeat_Bloomer
 | I'm a long time DG'er, super merry wife to the greatest guy on this earth, Michael. By day, we're self employed Mortgage Bankers along with my son Andy. By evenings and weekends we're gardeners trying to get the best out of 3 acres that we can.
Andy and DDIL Michelle gave us the greatest gift of all this past year. We hope to inspire our Grandson to have the same love of gardening we do.
I truly hope you'll enjoy the occasional articles I submit and most importantly have fun cooking from your garden or your local farms.
Happy Gardening and Garden Cooking to all!
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Subject: WHAT HAPPENED? BOTH PARENTS WERE BLOND.
Posted by docgipe (from Montoursville, PA) on May 3, 2008 at 6:23 PM:No more needs to be said. ]:o) ...
Subject: Only my hairdresser knows for sure
Posted by babow25 (from Lebanon, PA) on April 30, 2008 at 10:29 AM:Loved the flowered head! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 30, 2008 at 10:30 AM: cute caption! ...
Subject: Don King's lesser known cousin..
Posted by siobjuan (from Dexter, ME) on April 29, 2008 at 1:32 PM:Schecky King. More slapstick than political. ...
Subject: Caption
Posted by neecie54 (from Pinellas Park, FL) on April 28, 2008 at 5:17 PM:The herbal shampoo with body didn't give him the exact results he had hoped for. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 28, 2008 at 5:24 PM: he he he :)
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Subject: youcanringmy bell ell ell, ring my bell
Posted by davesgarden5 (from Tomball, TX) on April 28, 2008 at 3:02 PM:remember that song? ( : ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 28, 2008 at 3:35 PM: Ha - that's very funny !! ...
Subject: That was shampoo, right?
Posted by Phebe (from Joppa, MD) on April 28, 2008 at 1:17 PM:That bright turquoise stuff in the bottle was shampoo, right? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 28, 2008 at 1:22 PM: snickering :) ...
Subject: I just washed my hair...
Posted by pjadams49417 (from Grand Haven, MI) on April 28, 2008 at 11:45 AM:I just washed my hair and I can't do a thing with it! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 28, 2008 at 1:22 PM: Ha !!!
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Subject: when I read "herbal shampoo"...
Posted by brigidlily (from Lumberton, TX) on April 28, 2008 at 11:32 AM:I knew I had to try it! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 28, 2008 at 1:21 PM: cute ! ...
Subject: funny Picture
Posted by ajredies77 (from Charlotte, NC) on April 28, 2008 at 11:31 AM:What? Is there something on my face? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 28, 2008 at 1:21 PM: LOL - I can imagine that! ...
Subject: Million Bells On The Brain
Posted by v3zz4 (from Fostoria, OH) on April 28, 2008 at 10:39 AM:To Oz!
LOL! I'm new, Hello Everyone! =^..^= ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 28, 2008 at 1:20 PM: Welcome ...
Subject: Million Bells on the Brain
Posted by claregirl (from Newtown, CT) on April 28, 2008 at 10:26 AM:Do ya think this perm is too tight? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 28, 2008 at 1:20 PM: snort :)
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Subject: bee in his bonnet about gardening
Posted by dwdessauer (from Los Alamos, NM) on April 28, 2008 at 10:15 AM:A bee in his bonnet about gardening ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 28, 2008 at 1:20 PM: Great one !! ...
Subject: This guy must really have a low pH!!
Posted by nonigardens (from Provo, UT) on April 28, 2008 at 9:34 AM:Cali's really struggle with our alkaline soils here in Utah. Someone's had really good luck with these. They're beauties. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 28, 2008 at 1:18 PM: Hysterical :) ...
Subject: No room for a garden?
Posted by momcat51 (from Cleveland, GA) on April 28, 2008 at 8:20 AM:No problem! With my amazing FolicGrow system, you can use your own head to grow almost anything. How about a salad bar on the go? You'll be the envy of your friends and co-workers, and your boss will surely notice your increased productivity and shortened lunch breaks. My product can also make you look taller, more masculine, or more feminine depending on what you plant, and just think of the money you'll save planting a scent garden instead of buying those expensive, perfumes and colognes! Just three easy payments of $29.99! Please remember when ordering: Measure your skull thickness so we can send the correct diameter drill bit for the (very shallow) planting holes. Your shipment will also include a topical anesthetic, a tube of antibiotic ointment, and several Demerol. GET GROWING!! Call now....................... ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 28, 2008 at 1:18 PM: ROFL !!! ...
Subject: Fertilize carefullly!
Posted by martiparti (from Albany, OR) on April 28, 2008 at 5:22 AM:I get to choose the fertilizer! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 28, 2008 at 5:46 AM: lol :) ...
Subject: Name that tune!
Posted by Zanymuse (from Fortuna, CA) on April 28, 2008 at 3:58 AM:You too can have music where ever you go with million bells shampoo. Put away the ipod and enjoy the soothing sounds of a million bells. You will also receive free of charge the pleasant humm of nature as the bees gently massage the tips of your fabulous new look. Order today and you will also receive earth worms to massage your scalp for the same low price. No batteries or folicals required, this amazing hairstyle is 100% natural and runs on solar power and plain tap water. Potting soil not included.
This message was edited Apr 28, 2008 1:03 AM ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 28, 2008 at 5:47 AM: Brenda - that is priceless !!!! ...
Subject: Million Bells on the Brain
Posted by catspower (from Pangburn, AR) on April 28, 2008 at 3:30 AM:My wife says I'm a blooming idiot. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 28, 2008 at 5:46 AM: Funny !!
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Subject: Head topped with millionbelles
Posted by alicemv (from Aquebogue, NY) on April 27, 2008 at 8:58 AM:The gardener's idea! (instead of a lightbulb) ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 27, 2008 at 9:01 AM: Ha! ... Posted by alicemv (from Aquebogue, NY) on April 27, 2008 at 9:02 AM: I was thinking of the old cartoons. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 27, 2008 at 10:34 AM: it was great :)
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Subject: That Rogaine really works!
Posted by bsavage (from Cave Creek, AZ) on April 27, 2008 at 1:39 AM:... just not in the way I expected! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 27, 2008 at 6:07 AM: Ha !! ...
Subject: The new improved...
Posted by Chantell (from Middle of, VA) on April 26, 2008 at 9:38 PM:Chia Pet!!! ...
Subject: Hey man I like the flower power fro
Posted by red_red_rosi (from Barberton, OH) on April 26, 2008 at 2:35 PM:Hey man I like the flower power fro ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 26, 2008 at 3:23 PM: :)
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Subject: Million Bells
Posted by burn_2007 (from Grand-Falls, NB) on April 26, 2008 at 12:51 PM:With all this ringing in my ears, I can't hhhhhhhhhear you. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 26, 2008 at 3:22 PM: Good one !!!
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Subject: Way funny pic!!
Posted by debnes_dfw_tx (from Fort Worth, TX) on April 26, 2008 at 11:55 AM:Caption:
"Minnie Pearl!! Move over!!"
Oh Lordy that dates me bigtime :-O!
Debnes ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 26, 2008 at 12:02 PM: lol !!!
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Subject: Angela cool Davis
Posted by jjacques (from LE TAMPON
(Reunion (French))) on April 26, 2008 at 11:47 AM:Welcome back Angela, we need both flowers and strong minds!!! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 26, 2008 at 12:03 PM: cute! ... Posted by Sofonisba (from Putnam County, NY) on April 26, 2008 at 9:47 PM: Yay! Angela Davis! ...
Subject: what the L was I thinking
Posted by edgeoftheworld (from Conneaut, OH) on April 26, 2008 at 11:23 AM:Mixing miracle grow and rogaine was not the smartest thing I've ever done. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 26, 2008 at 11:26 AM: Ha !!!
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Subject: Cha Cha Cha
Posted by beebonnet (from Coos Bay, OR) on April 26, 2008 at 10:38 AM:May I have this dance? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 26, 2008 at 10:48 AM: cute !!!
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Subject: Carmen Miranda 'eat yer heart out' :-)
Posted by MarilynneS (from Thunder Bay Ontario
(Canada)) on April 26, 2008 at 10:18 AM:Looks just like a Carmen Miranda hat !!!!
~M~ ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 26, 2008 at 10:24 AM: That's great !!
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Subject: Deadhead carefully!
Posted by victorgardener (from Lower Hudson Valley, NY) on April 26, 2008 at 10:12 AM:Or else... ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 26, 2008 at 10:12 AM: Hysterical !!
... Posted by Sundownr (from Wytheville, VA) on April 26, 2008 at 11:08 AM: LOL... cute! ... Posted by debilu (from Fingerlakes Region, NY) on April 26, 2008 at 9:33 PM: cute! ...
Subject: Afro's Back in style
Posted by deejay9 (from Hastings, MI) on April 26, 2008 at 9:49 AM: color of the new era much improved . ...
Subject: No one was shocked...
Posted by Badseed (from Lynchburg, OH) on April 26, 2008 at 7:50 AM:when he landed a part in the new Dr. Suess movie! ... Posted by Badseed (from Lynchburg, OH) on April 26, 2008 at 7:51 AM: He always knew he'd have a "million" one way or another. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 26, 2008 at 9:18 AM: ROFL !!!
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Subject: I just love the 70's
Posted by onewish1 (from Denville, NJ) on April 26, 2008 at 7:04 AM:don't you? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 26, 2008 at 9:17 AM: cute :)
... Posted by carrielamont (from Milton, MA) on April 26, 2008 at 1:32 PM: Actually, NO! My hair used to do that for real, with no help.
But I do love Million Belles, and I'll have those on my patio this summer, please..... ...
Subject: My my, what the humidity does to my hair
Posted by jlp222 (from Hammond, LA) on April 26, 2008 at 6:37 AM:I guess I need a better conditioner ; ) ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 26, 2008 at 6:52 AM: Ha !!
... Posted by MarilynneS (from Thunder Bay Ontario
(Canada)) on April 26, 2008 at 10:19 AM: I can relate to that LOL !!!! ...
Subject: Mike found...
Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 26, 2008 at 2:47 AM:Mike found his case of tinnitus had increased exponentially since the million bell petunias he'd sprouted on his head finally bloomed.
~ And ~
Ch-ch-ch-chia!
This message was edited Apr 26, 2008 2:53 AM ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 26, 2008 at 6:52 AM: oh, those chia pets - LOL !!!!
... Posted by carrielamont (from Milton, MA) on April 26, 2008 at 1:35 PM: Each one of his million head lice had brought a house plant? ...
Subject: I'm not just the owner, I'm a customer!
Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 26, 2008 at 2:43 AM:For Miracle-Gro Hair Club for Men! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 26, 2008 at 6:51 AM: That's sooo good !!
... Posted by Sundownr (from Wytheville, VA) on April 26, 2008 at 11:06 AM: LOL... good one! ...
Subject: uuummmm
Posted by diehrdsouthrnr (from Bluffton, SC) on April 26, 2008 at 1:17 AM: idk what to say... ...
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