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On Saturdays, the Writer's Group would like to say thanks by presenting a "You Supply The Caption" photo. A gardening related photo will be presented, and you the Readers will provide humorous captions. The wit available on Dave's is some of the best around, so please join in the fun! This feature is not a "for compensation" article - just our way of saying Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoy...now let's hear some funny stuff!
I'm a long time DG'er, super merry wife to the greatest guy on this earth, Michael. By day, we're self employed Mortgage Bankers along with my son Andy. By evenings and weekends we're gardeners trying to get the best out of 3 acres that we can.
Andy and DDIL Michelle gave us the greatest gift of all this past year. We hope to inspire our Grandson to have the same love of gardening we do.
I truly hope you'll enjoy the occasional articles I submit and most importantly have fun cooking from your garden or your local farms.
Happy Gardening and Garden Cooking to all!
Posted by Zwee (from Kingston
(Canada)) on May 16, 2008 at 10:22 PM:
The Supremes got it right!
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Subject: Hey - my wife got my 4th
Posted by gardenerd55 (from Canton, NC) on May 16, 2008 at 6:38 PM:
foot in the divorce. You try hangin on with 3 feet!
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Subject: Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?
Posted by sleonhardt (from Powder Springs, GA) on May 13, 2008 at 9:46 PM:
Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?
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Subject: Finished that pond yet?
Posted by muskrat_ranch (from Alberton, ON) on May 13, 2008 at 9:23 AM:
Finished that pond yet?
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 13, 2008 at 9:38 AM:
cute !
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Subject: Once again...
Posted by Groovyzuzu (from Lakeville, MN) on May 12, 2008 at 3:09 PM:
Stanley is forced to face facts and admit he'll never be a chameleon.
Or...Dang, I'm IT again?
Or...Not one more fly. I love steak.
Or...What bug eating grin?
And finally...Richard couldn't help but smile after hearing the news that his 'Stick With It' poster has surpassed sales of 'Hang in There' by his arch enemy Kitty Cat.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 12, 2008 at 3:12 PM:
Funny stuff :)
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Posted by Groovyzuzu (from Lakeville, MN) on May 12, 2008 at 3:37 PM:
Thanks Dea! And thank you for starting such a fun thread!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 12, 2008 at 4:00 PM:
Just wait til next Saturday ;)
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Posted by tazzy (from SAND SPRINGS, OK) on May 12, 2008 at 9:54 PM:
I can't hear you now!
I have a brug in my ear .
hello ?
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Subject: I think I'm going to Stick around!
Posted by suzyq1968 (from Spanaway, WA) on May 12, 2008 at 11:58 AM:
I think I'm going to Stick around!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 12, 2008 at 12:27 PM:
LOL !!
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Subject: Psssssst!
Posted by kimmieC (from Harrison, MI) on May 12, 2008 at 11:19 AM:
Hey you over here
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 12, 2008 at 11:32 AM:
:)
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Posted by GoldenMomxx (from Greenville, NC) on May 12, 2008 at 1:59 PM:
Your place or mine?
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Subject: don't string me along
Posted by mindnova (from summersville, WV) on May 12, 2008 at 8:26 AM:
You may have to string the plants along, but I'll stick around for ya.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 12, 2008 at 9:28 AM:
That's great !!
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Subject: Helllllllo Hot Stuff!
Posted by MySharona (from Fernandina Beach, FL) on May 12, 2008 at 7:33 AM:
Yeah, I'm talkin' to you!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 12, 2008 at 7:43 AM:
lol :)
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Subject: Spiderman!! Needs a Kiss
Posted by xeriscape8321 (from Fort Lauderdale, FL) on May 11, 2008 at 7:59 AM:
It looks like spiderman needs the kiss of a beautiful princess to turn him back!!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 11, 2008 at 8:41 AM:
**Grin**
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Subject: hey, you were suspost to be in bed
Posted by shihtzumom (from Pearisburg, VA) on May 10, 2008 at 9:57 PM:
Hey, you were suspost to be in bed
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 11, 2008 at 6:13 AM:
Ha!
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Subject: Has anyone seen my daddy?
Posted by Samigal (from Norwalk, CA) on May 10, 2008 at 9:08 PM:
Has anyone seen my daddy?
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 10, 2008 at 9:48 PM:
Ha!
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Subject: Here's lookin at you!
Posted by Indy (from Alexandria, IN) on May 10, 2008 at 8:35 PM:
Keep climbing the plumaria stake and you'll have a bird's eye view of the world for a change.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 10, 2008 at 8:48 PM:
Cute and true!
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Subject: Oh, Gorgeous Flower!!! Smile
Posted by beebonnet (from Coos Bay, OR) on May 10, 2008 at 6:48 PM:
It's like he's in the greenhouse watching the owner pot up. And, he's smiling because there might be a bug in there for dinner.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 10, 2008 at 7:36 PM:
**grin**
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Subject: I'm stayin right here
Posted by MistyMeadows (from Payneville, KY) on May 10, 2008 at 1:21 PM:
"I'm not goin anywhere, there's a human jumping around out there.....
Ooooh, I hope it doesn't jump on me....."
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 10, 2008 at 1:48 PM:
Ha ! :)
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Subject: Toesies
Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on May 10, 2008 at 12:48 PM:
Your suction cups can't do this!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 10, 2008 at 1:47 PM:
Love it :)
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Subject: Now look here!
Posted by victorgardener (from Lower Hudson Valley, NY) on May 10, 2008 at 9:26 AM:
Staking plants is a good idea, but can you please move the string off my foot?!!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 10, 2008 at 9:27 AM:
**snort** :)
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Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on May 10, 2008 at 12:47 PM:
Like he tried to hold down the twine while the gardener made a bow. LOL
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Subject: You lookin' at me?
Posted by Mrs_Ed (from Whiteside County, IL) on May 10, 2008 at 8:51 AM:
You must be lookin' at me… I don't see nobody else.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 10, 2008 at 9:22 AM:
LOL !
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Subject: Kiss Me!
Posted by greenbrain (from Madison, IL) on May 10, 2008 at 7:11 AM:
Kiss Me! I'm really a prince.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 10, 2008 at 9:22 AM:
**chuckling**
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Subject: So, you really...
Posted by darius (from Marion, VA) on May 10, 2008 at 6:53 AM:
So you really think that gekko on TV has the only cute smile?
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 10, 2008 at 9:21 AM:
Very cute darius :)
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Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on May 10, 2008 at 12:47 PM:
Love those commercials. He really could do the ads, too.
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Subject: just hanging out
Posted by onewish1 (from Denville, NJ) on May 10, 2008 at 5:36 AM:
where is my parrot head hat?
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 10, 2008 at 6:11 AM:
lol !
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Subject: Super Fight
Posted by jjacques (from LE TAMPON
(Reunion (French))) on May 9, 2008 at 11:59 PM:
Here comes again Frogman vs. Ugly Pillars, watch out!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on May 10, 2008 at 6:10 AM:
