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On Saturdays, the Writer's Group would like to say thanks by presenting a "You Supply The Caption" photo. A gardening related photo will be presented, and you the Readers will provide humorous captions. The wit available on Dave's is some of the best around, so please join in the fun! This feature is not a "for compensation" article - just our way of saying Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoy...now let's hear some funny stuff!
I'm a long time DG'er, super merry wife to the greatest guy on this earth, Michael. By day, we're self employed Mortgage Bankers along with my son Andy. By evenings and weekends we're gardeners trying to get the best out of 3 acres that we can.
Andy and DDIL Michelle gave us the greatest gift of all this past year. We hope to inspire our Grandson to have the same love of gardening we do.
I truly hope you'll enjoy the occasional articles I submit and most importantly have fun cooking from your garden or your local farms.
Happy Gardening and Garden Cooking to all!
Posted by gardenerd55 (from Canton, NC) on May 25, 2008 at 8:14 AM:
I saw a picture of a beer can through a pierced hole in their ear the other day. That was really gross - this must have been just a caterpillar when it was inserted!
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Subject: Dusty Miller
Posted by mdelacerda (from Lakewood, NY) on May 21, 2008 at 9:29 PM:
Has anyone one else out there had luck with Dusty Miller returning
year after year? I left mine untouched until Spring, and lo and behold,
a few weeks after cutting them back, the Dusty Millers are beginning
to sprout into good -sized plants. (No need to buy any new ones this year!)
Is this normaL?
Marcia dlC
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Posted by Mawiejic (from South Portland, ME) on May 26, 2008 at 7:49 AM:
I am not sure if it is normal or not, but I glanced at my front garden and lo and behold there are 2 of last years Disty Millers!
I am not sure if it is because they are in a protected area or if they just survived Maines winter this year.. Record breaking snow fall..
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Subject: butterfly
Posted by dirtybug (from Columbus, OH) on May 21, 2008 at 2:00 AM:
Honey! I unshrunk the butterfly!!!
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Subject: Bugs & politicians
Posted by ntelya (from Lakeville, MN) on May 19, 2008 at 2:46 PM:
If only we had a MONARCHy...we'd avoid all the stupidity of presidential elections - and presidents.
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Subject: Whaddya think?
Posted by barby34 (from Saint Albans, VT) on May 19, 2008 at 11:57 AM:
Hey, Mom - how do you like my new hat???
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Subject: Me?????
Posted by AppGal330 (from Elizabethton, TN) on May 19, 2008 at 9:07 AM:
Honest, Honey....I've been in the garden ALL day ALONE!!!
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Subject: Well, Doc...
Posted by gordo (from Gulfport, FL) on May 19, 2008 at 7:50 AM:
...it was an ear yesterday!
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Subject: Flybus airlines
Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on May 17, 2008 at 8:48 PM:
We welcome Flybus, the ultra-cheap airline taking the place of Skybus for our budget-conscious customers. Meet the pilot, Dave Whitinger! Dave will now christen the fleet of monarchs with a bottle of champaign.
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Subject: Ummm, Dave...
Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on May 17, 2008 at 8:44 PM:
Dave....Um, Dave....The kids want their turn...
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Subject: ^_^
Posted by okus (from New York(UK!)Lincoln
(United Kingdom)) on May 17, 2008 at 7:06 PM:
Dave Wings it again!
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Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on May 17, 2008 at 8:42 PM:
LOL!
Yes, he's good at that, too!
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Subject: Sure beats the Caterpillar costume...
Posted by terichris (from Naples, FL) on May 17, 2008 at 3:39 PM:
Sure beats the Caterpillar costume...
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Subject: Cute!
Posted by Candyce (from The Monadnock Region, NH) on May 17, 2008 at 1:55 PM:
'Do the wings make me look fat?'
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Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on May 17, 2008 at 8:45 PM:
Hah!
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Subject: caption
Posted by peachespickett (from Huntington, AR) on May 17, 2008 at 12:38 PM:
Dave gets totally wasted at a frat party and crashes the Children's Fair.
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Posted by Candyce (from The Monadnock Region, NH) on May 17, 2008 at 1:56 PM:
Good one!
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Subject: Can you keep a secret?
Posted by MistyMeadows (from Payneville, KY) on May 17, 2008 at 9:31 AM:
Butterfly: "So here's what I want to tell you!"
Dave: "Yea, yea...YOU'RE KIDDING!" "They said that about them?"
Butterfly: "Yea, I couldn't believe it myself."
Dave: "Well just keep fluttering around and tell me what the buzz is!"
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Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on May 17, 2008 at 8:46 PM:
I that butterfly couldn't keep its proboscis shut.
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Subject: : }
Posted by kimarj (from Philadelphia, PA) on May 17, 2008 at 7:55 AM:
come fly with me!!!
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Subject: HEY
Posted by onewish1 (from Denville, NJ) on May 17, 2008 at 6:06 AM:
Thanks for putting this great buffet in your back yard!
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Posted by samatha (from Newport, KY) on May 19, 2008 at 10:16 AM:
Honey - I think you put too much Miracle Grow on the butterfly bush.
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Posted by rickadee (from st charles, KY) on May 19, 2008 at 11:14 PM:
