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On Saturdays, the Writer's Group would like to say thanks by presenting a "You Supply The Caption" photo. A gardening related photo will be presented, and you the Readers will provide humorous captions. The wit available on Dave's is some of the best around, so please join in the fun! This feature is not a "for compensation" article - just our way of saying Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoy...now let's hear some funny stuff!
I'm a long time DG'er, super merry wife to the greatest guy on this earth, Michael. By day, we're self employed Mortgage Bankers along with my son Andy. By evenings and weekends we're gardeners trying to get the best out of 3 acres that we can.
Andy and DDIL Michelle gave us the greatest gift of all this past year. We hope to inspire our Grandson to have the same love of gardening we do.
I truly hope you'll enjoy the occasional articles I submit and most importantly have fun cooking from your garden or your local farms.
Happy Gardening and Garden Cooking to all!
Posted by cdmitch (from Woodward, OK) on June 16, 2009 at 11:16 AM:
There have been so many of the "Image of Jesus" pics on everything from toast to wood. I'm glad he has a sense of humor.
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Subject: I can't help it! My Dad had big ears too!
Posted by flagday (from Republic, OH) on June 16, 2009 at 11:11 AM:
I can't help it! My Dad had big ears too!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on June 16, 2009 at 12:10 PM:
***Chuckling***
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Subject: Peppers: Friend or Foe?
Posted by Sunshines2day (from Lubbock, TX) on October 16, 2008 at 10:44 PM:
Peppers: Friend or Foe?
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 17, 2008 at 07:31 AM:
***Grin***
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Subject: Hi, I'm Caspar, the friendly pepper!
Posted by edelseu (from Hicksville, NY) on October 14, 2008 at 10:29 PM:
Orange you glad to see me?
Gene
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 15, 2008 at 07:37 AM:
Cute !
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Subject: It's Peter's wife...
Posted by allwild818 (from East, TX) on October 14, 2008 at 11:15 AM:
and all this time we thought he put her in a pumpkin shell!!
You know.. Peter Peter pumkin eater...............
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 14, 2008 at 12:49 PM:
LOL !! :)
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Subject: RARE EAR OWL SPOTTED
Posted by docgipe (from NORTH CENTRAL PENNSY, PA) on October 14, 2008 at 10:21 AM:
Discovered in a Dave's Garden gardeners garden this rare Ear Owl fills one of the missing evolution all time questions. Daytime will find the rare Ear Owl posed as a vegetable but come nightime the owl leaves the plant hiding place and ..........well does what owls do. By day the Ear Owl is part vegetable and part animal. Evidently this is the only plant to animal evolution step ever discovered and photographed. Close observation shows the less than important eyes, a nose, a mouth and chest with teats burried in the part hair, part vegetable mass and part skin apparently still evolving. It is in this mass the Ear Owl catches its prey in a sticky unknown substance that then absorbs the insect and sperm as well. The teats are developed aparently to be ready for suckling baby Ear Owls. This would permit us to speculate that within the same area there is or was a male counterpart. Copulation would likely be the act of bringing the four ears together so the ejected sperm could be absorbed by the female the same as her food. The readership is begged to be extremely carefull when in the fall cleanup this year one could accidently eat an Ear Owl thinking it half a cured yellow green pepper. For certain without the male this amazing missing step would be broken and evolution of the Ear Owl could not continue.
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Posted by allwild818 (from East, TX) on October 14, 2008 at 11:20 AM:
Very creative! You must be a book writer?
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 14, 2008 at 12:48 PM:
Wonderful !!
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Subject: Don't laugh
Posted by samatha (from Newport, KY) on October 14, 2008 at 09:02 AM:
Don't laugh man - these big ole ears keep my hat from falling down over my eyes.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 14, 2008 at 09:23 AM:
hehehe :)
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Subject: Are my ears are too big for earrings?
Posted by sailmary (from Gerton, NC) on October 13, 2008 at 09:21 PM:
Are my ears are too big for earrings?
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 14, 2008 at 08:12 AM:
Ha !
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Subject: All the better to hear you with!
Posted by lavasuze (from charlottetown, Canada) on October 13, 2008 at 06:41 PM:
All the better to hear you with!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 14, 2008 at 08:12 AM:
cute :)
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Subject: I'm All Ears
Posted by IrisUniverse (from Twinsburg, OH) on October 13, 2008 at 12:03 PM:
I'm All Ears
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 13, 2008 at 01:40 PM:
:)
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Subject: Honey, does this yellow make me look fat
Posted by maryacapps1 (from Birmingham, AL) on October 13, 2008 at 08:39 AM:
No, honey, that yellow makes you look delectible. Come here and let me have a nibble.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 13, 2008 at 09:28 AM:
Ha !!
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Posted by ellenorigby (from Monroeville, PA) on October 14, 2008 at 04:04 PM:
No, but I think you're pearl necklace is too tight...........
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 14, 2008 at 05:05 PM:
LOL !!!!
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Subject: Toothy looking guy...
Posted by echinops (from Logansport, IN) on October 13, 2008 at 07:38 AM:
Anybody else see the fangs? Vampire bats, vampire moths, vampire squids, and now: Vampire Peppers! I'd say he should probably be consumed right way with pasta, olive oil, and lots of GARLIC.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 13, 2008 at 09:27 AM:
Sounds yummy :)
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Subject: pickled pepper
Posted by Mawiejic (from South Portland, ME) on October 13, 2008 at 05:47 AM:
Peter Pipers pickled pumpkin placed on his puss so pure
A puff of prickly peevish pulp, was it purposely premature?
For Peter Pipers pickled pumpkin permits here to some puns
The purpose of perscribing public partaking in the fun.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 13, 2008 at 09:27 AM:
Wow - fantastic !!
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Subject: Caption
Posted by Mary_Filamena (from Las Vegas, NV) on October 13, 2008 at 03:25 AM:
Watch out! I have seeds in my ears.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 13, 2008 at 09:26 AM:
lol :)
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Subject: Poser casts pall on pickled pepper community
Posted by gardeniaparati (from Stockton, CA) on October 13, 2008 at 03:04 AM:
A poser cast a pall on the pickled pepper world today when one of Peter Piper's pickled Pepper was posing as a pumpkin. Film at 11.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 13, 2008 at 09:26 AM:
That's great !!!
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Posted by dplooster (from Leavenworth, KS) on October 13, 2008 at 11:04 AM:
Love it!
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Subject: fear
Posted by zhinu (from (Laura) Olympia, WA) on October 12, 2008 at 11:17 PM:
I am the skull pepper; fear me!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 13, 2008 at 09:26 AM:
Ha !
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Subject: Told ya I'd find ya....
Posted by Ucabutrfly (from Bristol, TN) on October 12, 2008 at 01:25 AM:
Told ya I'd find ya....
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 12, 2008 at 05:14 AM:
Ha !!
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Subject: HaHaHa! I ate the whole thing!
Posted by 1AnjL (from (AnjL) Fremont, CA) on October 11, 2008 at 11:46 PM:
Thought you were going to get some huh? I ate it all before you picked it!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 12, 2008 at 05:14 AM:
That's great !
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Subject: Is this Dr. Pepper or Mr. Hyde?
Posted by graceful_garden (from Hahira, GA) on October 11, 2008 at 03:17 PM:
Is this Dr. Pepper or Mr. Hyde?
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 11, 2008 at 04:03 PM:
LOL !!!!
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Posted by MichaelZ (from Portland, OR) on October 11, 2008 at 06:39 PM:
Excellent!
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Subject: Santa O Lantern
Posted by Ginger_H (from Fountain, FL) on October 11, 2008 at 02:23 PM:
What can I say...first thing that popped into my "brain" !
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 11, 2008 at 04:03 PM:
Cute !! :)
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Subject: jack
Posted by MichaelZ (from Portland, OR) on October 11, 2008 at 11:20 AM:
Jack-o'-lantern? ....we don't need no stinking jack-o'-lantern.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 11, 2008 at 12:03 PM:
Funneee :)
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Posted by KyWoods (from Melbourne, KY) on October 11, 2008 at 02:22 PM:
ROFL
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Subject: this is halloween ... halloween
Posted by onewish1 (from Denville, NJ) on October 11, 2008 at 08:07 AM:
looks like jack skellington
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 11, 2008 at 09:44 AM:
Ha !!!
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Posted by irisMA (from South Hamilton, MA) on October 11, 2008 at 04:25 PM:
BOO!
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Subject: All ears
Posted by Hemophobic (from Kannapolis, NC) on October 11, 2008 at 07:43 AM:
I'm all ears!
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Posted by psychw2 (from Boise, ID) on October 11, 2008 at 12:02 PM:
I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who "saw ears". This guy could benefit from some cosmetic surgery!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 11, 2008 at 12:03 PM:
Ha!
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Posted by sarraceniac (from Scarborough, United Kingdom) on October 13, 2008 at 04:00 AM:
You've heard of the long eared owl. Well I'm the large eared owl.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 13, 2008 at 09:26 AM:
hehehe :)
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Subject: Better
Posted by Aunt_A (from Tulsa, OK) on October 11, 2008 at 01:06 AM:
The better to hear you with, My Dear!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 11, 2008 at 04:16 AM:
Love it !! :)
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Posted by Samigal (from (Pegi) Norwalk, CA) on October 12, 2008 at 02:26 AM:
Aunt_A took my saying, but
All ears, the better to hear you.........speak up
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on October 12, 2008 at 05:13 AM:
