New Products on the Market for Gardeners!
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New Products on the Market for Gardeners!

By Melody Rose (melody)April 1, 2012
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Late night television has its share of info-mercials plugging useless products, but the other night, during a bout of insomnia; I actually stumbled upon some fantastic garden products that I had to share. These are the newest items available, and they’re sure to become standards in the industry. Order fast, they're sure to sell out in a hurry!

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ImageTraining Your Praying Mantis: What a great idea! The instructional DVD comes with a workbook detailing the steps to train an army of praying mantids to target specific pests. According to the book, mantids are smart and easily taught to seek out Japanese Beetles, Stinkbugs or Grasshoppers. No more hapless butterflies or honeybees will perish in their clutches. The training kit also comes with a supply of dried flies to use as treats. For the reasonable sum of $19.95 (plus shipping and handling) you can be the envy of everyone in your neighborhood!

But, WAIT...there's more!

For a limited time only, those that purchase Training Your Praying Mantis will receive an extra kit to keep for yourself or to give as a gift (just pay separate shipping and handling).

This is a limited time offer, so be sure to call before midnight tonight to reserve your free gift. Operators are standing by!

 

 




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Anyone who keeps container plants will definitely want this innovative new product. We've all worried about our plants when we go on vacation. Those days are now over! The handy Portable Green Roof allows the gardener to vacation worry-free.

By using the latest in solar technology, scientists have developed a simple and easy device for managing your container plants while away from home. Special vents keep the temperature regulated and gardeners with tender, shade-loving plants can opt for the photo chromatic glass to regulate sun exposure. The kit is easy to install on the tops of all foreign and domestic autos, vans and  SUV's. For the low price of $19.95 (plus shipping and handling), your plants can vacation right along with you.

But WAIT, there's more!

Customers who call before midnight tonight will also receive
the handy Auto Sprinkler. It attaches to the Portable Green Roof and pulls
moisture from the air, eliminating the need to physically water your plants!
Just pay separate shipping and handling. Operators are standing by.

 

 

 

ImageAll gardeners want the distinction of having the first ripe tomato in the neighborhood. We coax and coddle our tomato plants and go to great lengths to protect them from cool weather. The Tomato Huggie solves all of these problems!

Constructed from special material, the Tomato Huggie draws heat from the surrounding air and soil. Special reflectors maintain a cozy, tomato-friendly temperature, even in arctic conditions. Gardeners from around the world can have ripe tomatoes even in the dead of winter! Tested at scientific bases in Antarctica, researchers are quite pleased with the Tomato Huggie and the bountiful harvests obtained while using them. This breakthrough technology is now available for the home gardener for the low price of $19.95 (plus shipping and handling)!  Each kit contains three Tomato Huggies and instructions for using your vast yield of vine ripe tomatoes.

But WAIT, there's more!

As a special, limited-time offer, customers will receive a
second kit absolutely free! (just pay shipping and handling). Operators are standing by!

 

 

 

 

ImageI'm extremely pleased to showcase these innovative and ground-breaking (no pun intended) garden products. I never realized what treasures were being offered at 3 AM. Call the toll-free number early, as I'm sure that each one will sell out quickly. Be the first in your neighborhood to own these practical and valuable goods.

But WAIT, there's more!

 

Call before midnight tonight and each customer will receive 6 chrysalis of the newest butterfly; Papilio coloro, the Rainbow Swallowtail! Opeators are standing by now at 1-800-APRIL-FOOL!



 



 


  About Melody Rose  
Melody RoseI come from a long line of Kentuckians who love the Good Earth. I love to learn about every living thing, and love to share what I've learned. Photography is one of my passions, and all of the images in my articles are my own, except where credited.

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Discussion about this article:
SubjectTopic StarterRepliesViewsLast Post
Melody, Kamlhj 2 18 Apr 3, 2012 3:28 PM
Southern gardening. willsie 0 10 Apr 3, 2012 6:47 AM
Tried to call - not available in my area growin 4 67 Apr 2, 2012 6:51 PM
Portable garden roof is real thatswho 0 26 Apr 2, 2012 7:57 AM
What a HOOT!! cybercrone 2 20 Apr 2, 2012 7:48 AM
Hilarious! thatswho 1 14 Apr 2, 2012 7:46 AM
April Fool bluebirds09 1 16 Apr 2, 2012 6:28 AM
LOVED IT!! steadycam3 1 24 Apr 2, 2012 5:46 AM
ROTFL! Cville_Gardener 4 35 Apr 2, 2012 5:38 AM
Love It monkeymomr 4 27 Apr 1, 2012 6:06 AM
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