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By Dea O'Hopp (Dea)
February 16, 2008 Mail this article
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On Saturdays, the Writer's Group would like to say thanks by presenting a "You Supply The Caption" photo. A gardening related photo will be presented, and you the Readers will provide humorous captions. The wit available on Dave's is some of the best around, so please join in the fun! This feature is not a "for compensation" article - just our way of saying Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoy...now let's hear some funny stuff!

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Photo credit of this TWO HEADED cow, goes to Kathleen Tenpas, a DG Writer and long time Subscriber

You can read Kathleen's articles right here on DG - she and her husband Stan are long time Dairy Farmers

About Dea O'Hopp

I'm a long time DG'er, super merry wife to the greatest guy on this earth, Michael. By day, we're self employed Mortgage Bankers along with my son Andy. By evenings and weekends we're gardeners trying to get the best out of 3 acres that we can. Andy and DDIL Michelle gave us the greatest gift of all this past year. We hope to inspire our Grandson to have the same love of gardening we do. I truly hope you'll enjoy the occasional articles I submit and most importantly have fun cooking from your garden or your local farms. Happy Gardening and Garden Cooking to all!

Subject: Two Headed Cow

Posted by grisaille (from Alachua, FL) on February 18, 2008 at 9:15 AM:
Two heads, I guess, but I don't know
What would happen to make it so!
But I am wondering as I graze,
The tail on my other end, where IT went?
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Subject: Twofer

Posted by LarryR (from South Amana, IA) on February 16, 2008 at 4:04 PM:
Pictured here is a double-headed cow nicknamed "Twofer," earning a well-deserved rest after her five-month-long tour with Ripley's Believe-it-or-Not roadshow. Twofer is the only cow in the world that can moo in harmony. She often moos a duet to the well-known tune, "Mooovin' On," by Good Charlotte.

Larry
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Posted by gessiegail (from Taft, TX) on February 16, 2008 at 6:08 PM:
cute!
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Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on February 16, 2008 at 7:18 PM:
In harmony, no less! Wow! :)
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Subject: Watch Duty, new perspective

Posted by MistyMeadows (from Payneville, KY) on February 16, 2008 at 10:48 AM:
Some think it's awful to have two heads, I say Yippee. I can eat in peace while my other head keeps watch. You know those darn bulls, always creeping up on the girls, unsuspecting of their whereabouts. Now I can kick em where it counts, when it counts...:)
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Posted by KyWoods (from Melbourne, KY) on February 16, 2008 at 1:48 PM:
LOL, I like that, Misty!
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Posted by psychw2 (from Boise, ID) on February 16, 2008 at 2:08 PM:
Having two heads can be difficult but at least this way I can wear twice as many earrings & necklaces at once.
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Subject: Two Headed Cow!

Posted by grammyphoeb (from Glens Falls, NY) on February 16, 2008 at 6:34 AM:
Two heads are better than one! (Yes, I know, not very original, but it fits!!) Eleanor

This message was edited Feb 16, 2008 5:35 AM

This message was edited Feb 17, 2008 7:41 AM
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Posted by Dutchlady1 (from Naples, FL) on February 16, 2008 at 8:42 AM:
Farmer Brown's innovative ideas to increase milk production were sometimes surprisingly simple.
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Posted by GardenGuyKin (from Willamette Valley, OR) on February 16, 2008 at 8:58 AM:
Bossy Loves to take DOUBLE DARES from the Herd!
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Posted by justmeLisa (from Brewers, KY) on February 16, 2008 at 9:40 AM:
phooey on the two heads, somebody get this milk outta here!
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Posted by doccat5 (from Fredericksburg, VA) on February 16, 2008 at 9:56 AM:
Hey you! Who me? LOL
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Posted by JanetS (from Braselton, GA) on February 16, 2008 at 10:22 AM:
"IF you don't STOP eating, we are UDDERLY going to POP!"
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Posted by frans530 (from Rankin, IL) on February 16, 2008 at 10:31 AM:
"This is thie last time I explain.. On the hour I eat, you chew cud, on the half hour you eat, I chew cud.. GOT IT?"
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Posted by drapelady (from Denham Springs, LA) on February 16, 2008 at 10:55 AM:
Hmmm, is that grass greener over there?
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Posted by victorgardener (from Lower Hudson Valley, NY) on February 16, 2008 at 11:49 AM:
Sign on butt: 'My other head is a Jersey.'
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Posted by roadrunner (from Hereford, AZ) on February 16, 2008 at 12:03 PM:
Do you HAVE to hog all the good grass?? Jo
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Posted by KyWoods (from Melbourne, KY) on February 16, 2008 at 1:47 PM:
"Moo-moo"
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Posted by azrobin (from Scottsdale, AZ) on February 16, 2008 at 4:09 PM:
"Moooooove over! "I" want that!"
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Posted by Awchid (from Gisborne
(New Zealand)) on February 17, 2008 at 4:05 AM:
I told you - I'm eating for two.
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Posted by jvdl1 (from Englewood, FL) on February 18, 2008 at 2:17 PM:
Wel l!! What are you looking at, didn't you ever see a 2 headed cow before?
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Posted by katnick1 (from Chippewa Lake, OH) on February 18, 2008 at 5:04 PM:
If you think our milk is good, try the compost!!!!
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Posted by D_DeWitte (from Elgin, IA) on February 18, 2008 at 5:18 PM:
I wouldn't be such a cow, if I weren't always eating for two.
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Posted by Aunt_A (from Tulsa, OK) on February 23, 2008 at 11:12 PM:
"Hey...Can't anyone tell the difference between 2 heads and 3?"

LOL...look at the face in the black markings...it looks like an older person w/ a pointy chin...looking down at an angle.

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Posted by Aunt_A (from Tulsa, OK) on February 23, 2008 at 11:14 PM:
"At least I'm two faced to your face; not behind your back!"
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