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On Saturdays, the Writer's Group would like to say thanks by presenting a "You Supply The Caption" photo. A gardening related photo will be presented, and you the Readers will provide humorous captions. The wit available on Dave's is some of the best around, so please join in the fun! This feature is not a "for compensation" article - just our way of saying Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoy...now let's hear some funny stuff!
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Photo credit to Gardenwife, aka Kimberley Subject.....Capsicum Annuum.....sliced :)
 | I'm a long time DG'er, super merry wife to the greatest guy on this earth, Michael. By day, we're self employed Mortgage Bankers along with my son Andy. By evenings and weekends we're gardeners trying to get the best out of 3 acres that we can.
Andy and DDIL Michelle gave us the greatest gift of all this past year. We hope to inspire our Grandson to have the same love of gardening we do.
I truly hope you'll enjoy the occasional articles I submit and most importantly have fun cooking from your garden or your local farms.
Happy Gardening and Garden Cooking to all!
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Subject: Let me at'em
Posted by pixilated (from Claremont, CA) on March 9, 2008 at 11:59 AM:Dang ol' garden pests... let me at'em! You've been chew'en on me all summer. I'll show you who's boss now! ...
Subject: Invasion of the Pepper Snatchers!
Posted by dkistner (from Carlton, GA
(United States)) on March 5, 2008 at 9:05 AM:That does look like a little alien perched up there, doesn't it? ... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on March 5, 2008 at 10:41 PM: You're right. Little green men... ...
Subject: Lions and tigers and bears...Oh my!
Posted by dkistner (from Carlton, GA
(United States)) on March 5, 2008 at 9:03 AM:Weeeee'rrrre OFF to see the Wizard! ...
Subject: Capsicum Annuum.....sliced photo caption
Posted by welshgardener (from Wrexham (N.E.Wales).
(United Kingdom)) on March 4, 2008 at 6:38 AM:You invited Obama .... and Hillary for lunch??? ... Posted by Zanymuse (from Fortuna, CA) on March 4, 2008 at 12:38 PM: ...and then she ...when he...and then they...
The rotten garden gossip... ... Posted by MistyPetals (from North Augusta, SC) on March 4, 2008 at 3:44 PM: Thats funny,Welsh. As a matter of fact,that's hilarioous! (lol) ...
Subject: GOOD GRIEF LASSY
Posted by docgipe (from Montoursville, PA) on March 3, 2008 at 11:01 PM:Took me three gags to cough up the raw hamburger. ... Posted by welshgardener (from Wrexham (N.E.Wales).
(United Kingdom)) on March 7, 2008 at 10:29 AM: Yep, he's gone green alright and he seems to have lost his ears too - and those teeth! For pities sake someone throw him a rawhide chew and call the veterinarian, tell him that "Lucky" is in need of his attention! ...
Subject: DAMN GROUNDHOGS
Posted by docgipe (from Montoursville, PA) on March 3, 2008 at 10:54 PM:Peppers hate groundhogs. Groundhogs love peppers. ...
Subject: Capsicum Annuum
Posted by Buzzdog (from Sevierville, TN) on March 3, 2008 at 7:42 PM:When food bites back! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 3, 2008 at 7:54 PM: And bite the green pepper will for some - nice caption :) ...
Subject: Sgt. Pepper
Posted by superdave488 (from Kennesaw, GA) on March 3, 2008 at 7:41 PM:Come on,now ... sing along with me: Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band ... ...
Subject: OH NO!
Posted by dbelcher (from Florence, SC) on March 3, 2008 at 4:35 PM:You mean I missed Halloween - Again?? ... Posted by pjadams49417 (from Grand Haven, MI) on March 3, 2008 at 7:35 PM: Arghhhhh! By Dose! By Dose! (My nose...) ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 3, 2008 at 7:53 PM: Ha !!! ...
Subject: Capsicum annuum
Posted by queenesther (from San Marcos, CA) on March 3, 2008 at 3:47 PM:"Hey! Watch out with that knife, ya big dope!" ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 3, 2008 at 7:54 PM: :) ...
Subject: caption humor
Posted by mommis56 (from Alden, MN) on March 3, 2008 at 1:05 PM:Just pull it Doc, and put me out of my misery! ... Posted by Lilliesan (from San Antonio, TX) on March 3, 2008 at 1:25 PM: Good one!!! ...
Subject: picture
Posted by rachel211 (from Springdale, PA) on March 2, 2008 at 6:14 AM:oh ya-you think you have a big mouth ...
Subject: Oh My ... What Big Teeth You Have!
Posted by plantladylin (from Daytona Beach, FL) on March 1, 2008 at 8:26 PM:Oh My ... What Big Teeth You Have! ...
Subject: Help!!!
Posted by MistyPetals (from North Augusta, SC) on March 1, 2008 at 5:27 PM:"I need nitro-Jen, bone meal, blood meal, emulsion, kelp, mulch and HELLLLLLP!!!!"
You see, boys and girls, the wee voice inside him knew it was too late strangely hope continued to spring eternal.
His inner voice told him to, "Hang in there. I'm rooting for you."
To which he replied, "Propagation, smopogation, help me!"
"Well, what do you want me to do "
"Call DG"
"Who?" without a clue. "Do you mean the fine folks at Daves Garden?"
"No", he hissed angrily, "Call the Darn Garden police! I've been robbed!"
"Of?" asked the Garden Police when they arrived, donned in their compost covered smocks.
"What does it look like? My dignity, of course!!!! Helllllllllllllllp."
One of the quick-thinking garden police, immediately began asking what he considered pertinent questions.
"Uh, when, how, what, uh, who?"
"Emeril, BAM!!!"
... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 1, 2008 at 5:34 PM: LOL ! ... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on March 1, 2008 at 5:56 PM: That Emeril guy has been the end of many a fine specimen of produce. ... Posted by MistyPetals (from North Augusta, SC) on March 1, 2008 at 9:02 PM: and he's not done yet.
;)
This message was edited Mar 2, 2008 9:29 PM ... Posted by Lilliesan (from San Antonio, TX) on March 3, 2008 at 1:32 PM: LOVED the surprise ending!!! ... Posted by welshgardener (from Wrexham (N.E.Wales).
(United Kingdom)) on March 5, 2008 at 11:28 AM: I may be missing something here living in Wales as I do, but what's an Emeril ? ... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on March 5, 2008 at 2:08 PM: WG, Emeril is Emeril Lagasse, a celebrity chef in the US: [HYPERLINK@en.wikipedia.org] His signature is saying "Bam!" while tossing some of his "Essence of Emeril" (a combination of spices) onto whatever he's making. People either love him or can't stand him. :D ... Posted by welshgardener (from Wrexham (N.E.Wales).
(United Kingdom)) on March 6, 2008 at 6:26 AM: Ah, another kitchen philosopher, I can just picture him! As a footnote we also have the "cult of the celebrity chef" here in the U.K. but your guy sounds as if he's a whole lot more entertaining than our current crop of dullards.
:) WG
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Subject: This too, can happen to you...
Posted by MistyMeadows (from Payneville, KY) on March 1, 2008 at 3:58 PM:This is what can happen with poor dental hygiene..... (face concealed for anonymity). Open Wide..... ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 1, 2008 at 4:17 PM: chuckling :)
... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on March 1, 2008 at 4:21 PM: My name is Yuck Mouth and I won't brush
No I like my teeth like this
(Remember that public service film?) ... Posted by MistyMeadows (from Payneville, KY) on March 1, 2008 at 7:13 PM: Kimberley, I never saw that ..... but if it looked like that it would be yuck mouth. As a matter of fact, I first had my subject line entitled YUCK, but I took it off, ha, ha... ...
Subject: The Metropolitan Opera has a new singer!
Posted by gabagoo (from Yonkers, NY) on March 1, 2008 at 3:34 PM:Luciano Pepperotti made his debut today.
While he's had great success as an opera singer, he's decided to branch out and record a Salsa album. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 1, 2008 at 4:15 PM: LOL !!!!!!
... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on March 1, 2008 at 4:18 PM: That is fantastic!! ... Posted by MistyPetals (from North Augusta, SC) on March 1, 2008 at 5:07 PM: GOL
(giggling out loud) ... Posted by carrielamont (from Milton, MA) on March 1, 2008 at 6:37 PM: great..... (face hurts from grinning) ... really funny! x, Carrie ... Posted by KyWoods (from Melbourne, KY) on March 2, 2008 at 12:27 AM: ROFL I can't top that one! Great pic, by the way, Kimberly. ... Posted by carrielamont (from Milton, MA) on March 2, 2008 at 10:34 AM: I'm still GOL and it's the next day - very clever, Nancy! Will Senor Pepperotti's in-laws, the Tomatillos, be singing back-up on the Salsa album?
x, Carrie ... Posted by KyWoods (from Melbourne, KY) on March 2, 2008 at 12:47 PM: LOL, good one, Carrie! ... Posted by carrielamont (from Milton, MA) on March 2, 2008 at 1:07 PM: I showed the portrait to my DH, and he thought it was a picture of Pepper Yarrow from Pepper, Paul & Mary. I told him it was a picture of one of the guys from Green Hot Chili Peppers covering Lucy in the Sky with Dahlias off their the Sargent Pepper Album (the Beetles, of course).
x, Carrie
This message was edited Mar 2, 2008 12:08 PM ... Posted by KyWoods (from Melbourne, KY) on March 2, 2008 at 4:18 PM: ROFLOL ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 2, 2008 at 4:43 PM: Carrie - tell your DH - LOL !!!!!
... Posted by carrielamont (from Milton, MA) on March 2, 2008 at 10:36 PM: DD#1 says:
It reminds me of mom when she says, "You put my impatiens in the SUN?" ... Posted by Lilliesan (from San Antonio, TX) on March 3, 2008 at 1:28 PM: I love the direction this caption took! Kept me laughing! ... Posted by carrielamont (from Milton, MA) on March 3, 2008 at 2:13 PM: Moi aussi. Mi mi mi mi mi fa so la ti! x, Carrie ... Posted by MistyPetals (from North Augusta, SC) on March 4, 2008 at 3:39 PM: The Beetles, good one, Carrie. (LOL)
Misty ... Posted by carrielamont (from Milton, MA) on March 4, 2008 at 3:44 PM: Misty, I was wondering if anyone would ever notice that! xx, Carrie ... Posted by KyWoods (from Melbourne, KY) on March 4, 2008 at 10:42 PM: I noticed it! Very clever, indeed. ...
Subject: SCREAM
Posted by slowtornado (from Belle Plaine, KS) on March 1, 2008 at 11:35 AM:Just when Mr. Bell became stuck in the *SCREAM MASK*, the telephone rang...... ... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on March 1, 2008 at 4:21 PM: "The calls are coming from inside the house, Mr. Bell", the police chief intoned, "Get out immediately!"
This message was edited Mar 1, 2008 3:22 PM ... Posted by slowtornado (from Belle Plaine, KS) on March 1, 2008 at 5:13 PM: LOL,,,cough, choke, cough ...
Subject: DANG!
Posted by MistyPetals (from North Augusta, SC) on March 1, 2008 at 10:31 AM:Dang! Now I'll never turn red like my Mom. By the way, has anyone seen her hanging out lately? ... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on March 1, 2008 at 4:23 PM: LOL! Premature harvest. ...
Subject: Caption Humour
Posted by Kaelkitty (from Adelaide
(Australia)) on February 29, 2008 at 10:29 PM:"AHHHH!!! - Please don't eat me! ... Posted by justmeLisa (from Brewers, KY) on March 1, 2008 at 8:27 AM: ....late one night, the bell pepper heard that potatoes would be added to the gumbo the next day. An ear piercing scream could be heard through out the H-man's house.
(on going joke between Howie, Gardenwife & I) ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 1, 2008 at 8:46 AM: Not the mandolin !!!!!!
... Posted by sallyg (from Millersville, MD) on March 1, 2008 at 8:55 AM: New Halloween space-saving initiative for apartment dwellers- the Jack O'Bell ... Posted by Badseed (from Lynchburg, OH) on March 1, 2008 at 10:31 AM: Massacre in the kitchen.
Just as little Bob Bell was gently lifted from the refrigerator and placed on the counter, he met with a horrific sight! All of his friends from the garden and the crisper had been mutilated and he arrived just in time to see their remains, the bowl....and the tortilla chips. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 1, 2008 at 12:25 PM: **snort** ... Posted by Aunt_A (from Tulsa, OK) on March 1, 2008 at 12:44 PM: B---U---Rrrrrrrrr----P
(What gives burp, has burp.) ... Posted by Dinu (from Mysore
(India)) on March 1, 2008 at 1:04 PM: I'll bite before you bite me! ... Posted by irisMA (from South Hamilton, MA) on March 1, 2008 at 1:38 PM: What do you mean--Say AH? ... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on March 1, 2008 at 4:19 PM: These are great! LOL!! ... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on March 1, 2008 at 4:24 PM: Lisa, the pepper was worried he'd have a rival in those taters!! ... Posted by Howie (from Newark, OH) on March 2, 2008 at 8:07 AM: No Lisa I think you misunderstood. The pepper is yelling bring on the taters there is a party going on in this gumbo and the more the merrier. ... Posted by gordo (from Gulfport, FL) on March 3, 2008 at 12:29 PM: Honey! Call the cops!!! Those punk kids behind us have a BB gun!!! ... Posted by Dhaila (from Haldawani
(India)) on March 3, 2008 at 1:11 PM: Ow, it Hurts... ... Posted by Lilliesan (from San Antonio, TX) on March 3, 2008 at 1:23 PM: You're surprised I look like this? You took a knife to my face! (courtesy of son Chase) ... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on March 4, 2008 at 1:56 AM: And now...."When produce goes bad." ...
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