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On Saturdays, the Writer's Group would like to say thanks by presenting a "You Supply The Caption" photo. A gardening related photo will be presented, and you the Readers will provide humorous captions. The wit available on Dave's is some of the best around, so please join in the fun! This feature is not a "for compensation" article - just our way of saying Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoy...now let's hear some funny stuff!
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Subject chickens :) credit goes to CrestedChik......and NO, don't flip out - these are HER birds and zero harm was done when she dyed them! She and her chicks were also the subject of an article in Vogue Magazine a few years ago. Photo credits also go to CrestedChik
 | I'm a long time DG'er, super merry wife to the greatest guy on this earth, Michael. By day, we're self employed Mortgage Bankers along with my son Andy. By evenings and weekends we're gardeners trying to get the best out of 3 acres that we can.
Andy and DDIL Michelle gave us the greatest gift of all this past year. We hope to inspire our Grandson to have the same love of gardening we do.
I truly hope you'll enjoy the occasional articles I submit and most importantly have fun cooking from your garden or your local farms.
Happy Gardening and Garden Cooking to all!
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Subject: Dyed Chicken
Posted by joannmaples (from Pensacola, FL) on March 24, 2008 at 10:30 PM:Which came first - the dyed chicken or the dyed egg? ... Posted by WeeNel (from Ayrshire Scotland
(United Kingdom)) on March 26, 2008 at 10:33 AM: Chicken breeder, My dear woman, the care instructions for rearing your new chickens state quite clearly,
"take your chickens outdoors in DRY WEATHER"
nowhere does it say take your chicken outdoors to DYE the Feathers.
WeeNel. ...
Subject: Rainbo-bird
Posted by trekola (from Venice, CA) on March 13, 2008 at 4:34 AM:"Client #10 ?" . . . 'HERE !' ...
Subject: Rooster Caption
Posted by trytobegardener (from Blue Springs, MS) on March 12, 2008 at 3:57 PM:What do you mean 'They cancelled the party'!!! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 12, 2008 at 6:06 PM: Ha !
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Subject: Harper Valley Chicken
Posted by welshgardener (from Wrexham (N.E.Wales).
(United Kingdom)) on March 11, 2008 at 9:10 AM:D'ya think this apparel will be suitable for tonight's PTA meeting? ...
Subject: Hilarious?
Posted by welshgardener (from Wrexham (N.E.Wales).
(United Kingdom)) on March 11, 2008 at 6:52 AM:Looks like a Hillary, squawks like a Hillary, walks like a Hillary!
(with apologies to all Hillary supporters). ... Posted by trytobegardener (from Blue Springs, MS) on March 12, 2008 at 4:03 PM: that's good ...
Subject: The Interview
Posted by Annette_M (from New Waverly, TX) on March 10, 2008 at 11:55 PM:...........and everything was going along just fine at this ol' Chicken Ranch, 'til that dreadful Marvin Zindler showed up! ... Posted by welshgardener (from Wrexham (N.E.Wales).
(United Kingdom)) on March 11, 2008 at 11:07 AM: Yep, Texas has never been the same! ...
Subject: rainbow
Posted by dogstuffgal (from Elmira, NY) on March 10, 2008 at 6:49 PM:Hey I think we ran into a rainbow! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 10, 2008 at 7:02 PM: :) ...
Subject: "you supply the caption"
Posted by Dragonsheart (from Summerfield, NC) on March 10, 2008 at 5:37 PM:"I don't know, Myrtle. All the rest of the gals have gone blonde; do you think this shade of red
goes with my eyes?" ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 10, 2008 at 5:59 PM: cute !! ... Posted by dogstuffgal (from Elmira, NY) on March 10, 2008 at 6:50 PM: hey I think we ran into a rainbow ...
Subject: Colorful Chickens
Posted by tertiab (from Johannesburg
(South Africa)) on March 10, 2008 at 4:32 PM:"Anything that stupid chameleon can do, I can do better..." ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 10, 2008 at 4:46 PM: Ha !! And welcome to Dave's Garden :)
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Subject: oops!
Posted by nanorex (from Las Vegas, NV) on March 10, 2008 at 2:09 PM:what do you mean! you are suppose to color the eggs?! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 10, 2008 at 2:10 PM: lol :) ...
Subject: Chicken caption
Posted by preciouspokey (from Natchitoches, LA) on March 10, 2008 at 11:13 AM:What did I ever do to the Easter Bunny"!!!!!!!!! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 10, 2008 at 11:14 AM: **snicker** ...
Subject: "You Supply The Caption"
Posted by bioramani (from Bangalore
(India)) on March 10, 2008 at 10:23 AM:On the Ramp! Take a bow, Rainbow. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 10, 2008 at 10:39 AM: :)
... Posted by Degarotty (from West Ipswich, QLD
(Australia)) on March 11, 2008 at 12:23 AM: Oh Tina (Turner), I love the cut but the color was a bit over the top! At least I look like a grovey Chick! ... Posted by vinnieaus (from Adelaide
(Australia)) on March 11, 2008 at 6:35 AM: My My - I'd dye to look like this ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 11, 2008 at 6:44 AM: Ha !!
... Posted by flgrl1 (from Montello, WI) on March 11, 2008 at 5:06 PM: Does this outfit make me look.......... like an Easter Egg???? ... Posted by superdave488 (from Kennesaw, GA) on March 12, 2008 at 3:18 PM: My momma was a Rhode Island Red 'n Daddy was a ... what? A Peacock? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 12, 2008 at 6:06 PM: Y'all are so funny - lovin these :) ...
Subject: Just curious...
Posted by Chantell (from Middle of, VA) on March 9, 2008 at 12:36 AM:...does this color make my tail look big?
My - bad....just noticed when I read the rest AlohaHoya had this thought already....oopss
This message was edited Mar 8, 2008 11:38 PM ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 9, 2008 at 7:01 AM: Still.....very funny :) ...
Subject: I'm blushing.
Posted by soapwort243 (from South Milwaukee, WI) on March 8, 2008 at 11:05 PM:You know I blush when you tell me how cute I am. ...
Subject: Mr. Rooster says "This barnyard is a ...
Posted by onegoodman1955 (from Normal, IL) on March 8, 2008 at 6:16 PM:Mr. Rooster says "This barnyard is a tough crowd. All I did was give myself a makeover after watching 'Who Wants to be a Supermodel'. Now the cows are laughing, the hogs are hooting, and geese are gandering. You'd think I started laying eggs !!!" ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 8, 2008 at 6:17 PM: Ha !!!!!
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Subject: Mr. Rooster says, "The things I'll do...
Posted by onegoodman1955 (from Normal, IL) on March 8, 2008 at 6:11 PM:Mr. Rooster says, " The things I'll do to get a date. If this getup doesn't get me a date with Miss Chic, she deserves that pigeon whose been chasing her". ...
Subject: 60's Chicks
Posted by chrisw99 (from Los Altos, CA) on March 8, 2008 at 5:53 PM:Fit to be tie dyed.
Chris ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 8, 2008 at 5:59 PM: lol :) ... Posted by Hillbilly_Gran (from Lead Hill, AR) on March 8, 2008 at 6:00 PM: When the moon is in the 7th house and Jupiter aligns with Mars... ... Posted by amethystsm (from New Haven, CT) on March 8, 2008 at 10:37 PM: definitely hippie chick(ens) ...
Subject: chicken
Posted by AlohaHoya (from Keaau, HI) on March 8, 2008 at 3:07 PM: Now, tell me the truth. D'ya think this 'do' makes me look fat? ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 8, 2008 at 3:25 PM: That's hysterical !!
... Posted by Braveheartsmom (from Kihei, HI) on March 9, 2008 at 1:50 AM: LOL! ...
Subject: And now we know
Posted by frans530 (from Rankin, IL) on March 8, 2008 at 12:32 PM:Why the chicken crossed the road! ... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on March 8, 2008 at 12:46 PM: Was it to get away from this one, to get TO this one, or did this one want to strut her stuff? ... Posted by bluekat76 (from Ijamsville, MD) on March 8, 2008 at 12:50 PM: for her hair appointment! ... Posted by carrielamont (from Milton, MA) on March 8, 2008 at 2:02 PM: LOL ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 8, 2008 at 3:27 PM: **snort**
... Posted by KyWoods (from Melbourne, KY) on March 8, 2008 at 11:34 PM: I remember seeing those chickens in that magazine article--how cool that they belong to a DGer!
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Subject: Easter Eggs???
Posted by Mibus2 (from Flint, Tyler, TX) on March 8, 2008 at 12:19 PM:Well honey how do ya like my new do???
Stunning isn't' it...
Not eggsactly what I had planned on but ya know how the kids like to color eggs for Easter.
Those dang kids got a lil carried away this year, made the dye stronger then usual so instead of it just covering the eggs they covered everything including me!!!
So Ladies let me tell ya if your gonna dye eggs this year for Easter make sure you wear a rain coat and bonnet other wise when they start having a food coloring fight you may just end up with a new stand out in the crowd look . Make sure you r easter outfit matches too as you WILL be the Talk of the Town.
... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on March 8, 2008 at 12:45 PM: I can just see that happening, Mibus. :) ... Posted by Mibus2 (from Flint, Tyler, TX) on March 8, 2008 at 12:51 PM: OH I know that is why I had to post it and I can tell ya from past experience with my kids jello jigglers will stick to the ceiling and leave their colored mark when they finally fall down ...LOL ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 8, 2008 at 3:26 PM: **chuckling** ...
Subject: Rooster Shenanigans
Posted by MistyMeadows (from Payneville, KY) on March 8, 2008 at 8:47 AM:Hey, if I dress like all the hens....[snicker]....they'll think I'm one of them...and I can get into the hen parties. [who knows what will happen then, one rooster...many hens....do the math.... ;)
I was trying to think what the rooster made me think of and then I remembered a movie years ago called Ladykiller. Someone had on a funky wig similar to the the tophat here and it was a funky color. LOL
This message was edited Mar 8, 2008 8:46 AM ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 8, 2008 at 3:27 PM: Ha Ha !! ...
Subject: Subject chickens :)
Posted by chrissy100 (from Sydney
(Australia)) on March 7, 2008 at 7:54 PM:Ooooh ... Girls just wanna have fun ... ... Posted by Cordeledawg (from Cordele, GA) on March 8, 2008 at 1:20 AM: Let's Doda Funky Chicken Now! ... Posted by Aunt_A (from Tulsa, OK) on March 8, 2008 at 2:40 AM: 4 Different Captions
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We live at the end of the rainbow, near the pot 'o gold.
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Where leftover Easter eggs go.
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Ladies from the Red (and MultiColored) Hat Society
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Where Easter Eggs really come from.
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... Posted by Sharran (from Calvert City, KY) on March 8, 2008 at 4:31 AM: ahhhhh, dahlin, you would sooooo not believe.....Ralph and I were discussing just before he blew me dry, how archaic were the tinted shades of lemon verbena that Lourinda insisted he put in her hair, and with all that pale skin, someone should tell her it just doesn't help slow down the inevitible aging process. The subtle magenta tones so enhance my delicate complexion, though, don't you think? ... Posted by onewish1 (from Denville, NJ) on March 8, 2008 at 8:27 AM: from the words of Dee Snider - I Wanna Rock! ... Posted by pirl (from Southold, NY) on March 8, 2008 at 8:56 AM: Contrary to what you may be thinking, I feel I'm having a great hair day. ... Posted by Hillbilly_Gran (from Lead Hill, AR) on March 8, 2008 at 9:13 AM: Haven't you heard? Pink is the new black. ... Posted by darius (from Appalachian Mtns, VA) on March 8, 2008 at 9:32 AM: Jose Cuervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime.
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?
... Posted by kudrick (from Fallston, MD) on March 8, 2008 at 9:46 AM: Prada? Nada. Chick Chic rules the runway today! ... Posted by cathy4 (from St. Louis County, MO) on March 8, 2008 at 11:38 AM: "I'm too sexy for my for the cat walk" ... Posted by roadrunner (from Hereford, AZ) on March 8, 2008 at 11:42 AM: "Well, you see...it was like this...Our Mother Hen was frightened by the Aurora Borealis".
(Note: I have met some of these chickens when I visited Crestedschick a few years ago...but they weren't.in full color then.)
Jo ... Posted by AYankeeCat (from Bridgeport, CT) on March 8, 2008 at 11:58 AM: Timothy Leary's favorite chickens. ... Posted by victorgardener (from Lower Hudson Valley, NY) on March 8, 2008 at 12:11 PM: So that's where Easter eggs come from! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 8, 2008 at 3:26 PM: I'm glad I didn't have something in my mouth when I read these ... LOL :)
... Posted by whywormsarespecial (from Indianapolis, IN) on March 9, 2008 at 9:42 AM: I think it gives me the special retro Tina Turner look! Don't you?
... Posted by Zanymuse (from Fortuna, CA) on March 10, 2008 at 11:30 PM: I don't know about you Myrtle, but I just get the biggest kick out of humans thinking colored eggs come from rabbits... ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on March 11, 2008 at 6:45 AM: LOL Brenda !!
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